"Hey, how many women can a guy marry?"
"16!"
"How did you figure that out."
"Simple. I just listen to the minister and added them up: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer. That's 16!
What's the point?
but I'll shave it for later.
“I do!"
(Apparently you get deleted by a bot for having the punchline in the title, forcing me to spoil the joke by including some text rather than leaving this blank as it should be to get the full effect.)
So imagine you are transexual but suddenly one day you decide to stop being it. Then you are Trans former?
His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"
"Or should I spread them apart?"
I said, "Sure, why not?"
A terrible journalist.
Jen, you in the living room?
Never mind I'll shave it for later...
Should tortillas be sent flat rate? Is armor headgear sent over knight? Is an addicts mail tracked? Is mail to Gold's gym sent bulk rate? Should mail to a school's kindergarten be sent 1st class? Should the IRS send return receipts? just wondering...
Answer: Barbie's bongos.
..Who hurt you?
Why is today not National ballerina day?
I mean it is 2-2 after all
You must be from Mars, eh?
A meteorite is a small meteor, right?
Full credit to my son, he will truly make a great dad some day.
Like bro you were there!
Me: one you get lucky and the other you don't.
She was mad enough to leave the room...
I finally worked it out.
I said " Chucky Cheese"
First question.
Which is witch ?
Never mind you’d chop at it.
He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?
...could be pro-limb-attic!
The drunk driver responds: “No, its ‘Hi, how are you?’”
One said to the other i wont get the job i not good at questions. Dont worry said the other i go in first and i will tell you the answers? So he goes in the boss said to him; If i poke you in the left eye what would happen. I would go half blind. If i poke you right eye what would happen. I would go fully blind. Congratulations you have got the job. Send the other candidate in. As the other candidate was going in the he said the answers are Half blind and Fully blind. Thanks mate and goes to see the boss. Right said the boss if i cut your ear off what would happen. I would go half blind. Okay said the boss if i cut your other ear off what would happen. I would go fully blind. The boss looks puzzled and said how do you make that out. He said thats obvious.
My cap would fall over my eyes!!
Are you supposed to give it back?
"How much does it cost to get a church-singing group?" the man asks.
The priest replies, "you mean, a choir?"
"Uh, okay, I didn't think that mattered. How much does it cost to acquire a church-singing group?"
Does it smell funny?
The same cannot be said of his twin brother, Confusion.
...?
Can you shave it for later?
Hmm.
