USPS Questions
Should tortillas be sent flat rate?
Is armor headgear sent over knight?
Is an addicts mail tracked?
Is mail to Gold's gym sent bulk rate?
Should mail to a school's kindergarten be sent 1st class?
Should the IRS send return receipts?
just wondering...
I have one question for victims of ninjas...
Question: What are doldrums?
A simple question from my 6 year old son.
A meteorite is a small meteor, right?
Full credit to my son, he will truly make a great dad some day.
Dentists always ask dumb questions like “when’s the last time you flossed?”
I’ve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...
Wife (serious question): What is the difference between a date and a prune?
Me: one you get lucky and the other you don't.
She was mad enough to leave the room...
Don't question the context.
My son was about to ask me 1 million questions about everything.
Which question can come to first, but never last?
What do you get when you cross a dad joke with rhetorical question?
The most important question before choosing your future wife ...
Can I axe you a question?
Never mind you’d chop at it.
Guys, I have a question. Me and a friend are arguing about the setting of the Ace Attorney games.
He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?
With the global warming raising the sea level, it is only a question of time for England to become Engsea.
Potential storage loft for salaried athletes’ prosthetics is in question:
...could be pro-limb-attic!
A cop ran into a drunk driver and asks the question “How high are you?”
The drunk driver responds: “No, its ‘Hi, how are you?’”
Two blokes go for a job. Before they can get the job they are asked some questions.
One said to the other i wont get the job i not good at questions.
Dont worry said the other i go in first and i will tell you the answers?
So he goes in the boss said to him; If i poke you in the left eye what would happen.
I would go half blind.
If i poke you right eye what would happen.
I would go fully blind.
Congratulations you have got the job. Send the other candidate in.
As the other candidate was going in the he said the answers are Half blind and Fully blind.
Thanks mate and goes to see the boss.
Right said the boss if i cut your ear off what would happen.
I would go half blind.
Okay said the boss if i cut your other ear off what would happen.
I would go fully blind.
The boss looks puzzled and said how do you make that out.
He said thats obvious.
My cap would fall over my eyes!!
"Why am I being timed? I just asked a question.."
I have a question for people who take the bus...
Are you supposed to give it back?
Where did the question mark go
A man goes to his church to ask the priest a question.
"How much does it cost to get a church-singing group?" the man asks.
The priest replies, "you mean, a choir?"
"Uh, okay, I didn't think that mattered. How much does it cost to acquire a church-singing group?"
Question: How does the insulin organ maximise surface area?
It has a lot of pan-creases.
Sorry.
What’s something you question about a clown that farts?
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
How do the fish police question suspects?
They use the good carp, bad carp method.
The attending neonatal pediatrician was always grumpy and irritated by our questions about our babies...
...to be fair, we were warned by the nurses that he was known to have very little patients.
I mustache you a question. Have you seen my blue marker?
Confucius knew the answers to all of life’s questions.
The same cannot be said of his twin brother, Confusion.
Being a farmer, my son had lots of questions. One day he asked “ why are the cows laying down”
Context: Movie in question is the 2004 SpongeBob movie
Asking the right questions
I was trying to sell my car to this guy. He asked a bunch of questions about it and seemed interested, then asked “cargo space?” I was confused and told him no.
What do you call a salamander that asks a lot of questions?
What do you call it when you question a communist?
Answer the question woman!
Customer: I have a question about the menu please.
Server: slaps customer THE MEN I PLEASE ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
What did the exclamation point say to the question mark?
Dad, can I ask you a question?
Dad, can I ask you a question?
Hey dad can I ask you a question?
I have a question for you all
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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