His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"
"Or should I spread them apart?"
I said, "Sure, why not?"
I said " Chucky Cheese"
"How much does it cost to get a church-singing group?" the man asks.
The priest replies, "you mean, a choir?"
"Uh, okay, I didn't think that mattered. How much does it cost to acquire a church-singing group?"
I have to know what his final answer was.
I have to question the pop before I pop the question.
The native student answers “Cleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers “It’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”
Nobody expects the Spanish indecision.
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it
"What did Washington say to his men before they crossed the Deleware?" "What dad?" "Get in the boat, men!"
Dad: What's the difference between a bucket of water and a bucket of poop?
Friend: I'm not sure what?
Dad: Well I'm definitely not sending you after a bucket of water.
Laughs hysterically as he walks away
..so i knocked on the door and asked him "Are you busy?"
And without turning he replies "No i'm dad."
