My friend put a picture of graffiti on her story, puns were made.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMattXD
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Toy story pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Levsi09
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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The Moral Of The Story (Pun Collection) slatestarcodex.com/2016/1…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escapement
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tracto

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
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The local news had a story on wildebeests coming to a screeching halt...

It was braking gnus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I was just reading this story about a guy who went through several tough breaks in life and couldn’t get ahead. One day he just stopped talking and his only way of communicating was through hand and body motion.......

Poor guy turned to a life of mime.

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[True story of Dad] The cat

I used to have a black cat named Big Guy. When I left for college, he stayed with my parents. One day I got a call from my mom and she mentioned he was missing. They hadn't seen him in a week. He was an indoor/outdoor cat and would occasionally disappear for a few days, but a whole week was unusual.

Anyway, I was bummed. I was set to visit the next week and was looking forward to seeing my cat.

I flew home and... it was weird. Now they had two cats! Both black. And Big Guy was back! But... why two cats now?

So here's the dad part. My mom started to really miss him. My dad saw this and went to the local shelters to see if anyone turned him in. He said, "After the 3rd one, I pretty much gave up."

So then my mom said, "So your father got another cat he thought looked "close enough" and tried to convince me it was Big Guy. I said, 'Have you lost it? This cat is a GIRL!'"

Then Big Guy came home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
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What building has the most stories?

The library

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CowboyStiefel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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(True Story) My wife just told me, "I'm so tired. I wish I knew how to nap."

I told her I could give her a crash course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_C_Michael
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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When my Dad gets drunk, he always tells stories about his prize chickens.

He sure loves his cock-tales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colbosky
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24
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Ever wonder why there are a bunch of stories about vampires in Europe but not Africa?

It's because they bless the rains down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patabell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06
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β€ͺHeard the story about the cat which got Covid-19?‬ β€ͺ

Its got me feline bad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuccYuMum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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Why are dragons the worse story tellers?

Because they dragon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornyaustinite
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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Fishy story
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I wrote a story about a mundane, not-so-hideous monster.

My publisher said it was a mediogre work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troy_lc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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Long story about a tragedy that once happened to me.

A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
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A pair of underwear walked into the bar, ordered a drink, and began to tell the bartender a story. He went on and on and on.

The bartender interrupted him and said, "Hey can you make this brief?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25
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True story: eggcellent yokes

My son and I love good egg pun Dad jokes. We got it going the other day and my wife rolled her eyes. He asked her, "which joke didn't you like?"

She replied "all ovum"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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True story: Driving back home, my 5 year old son says "How do you spell 'penis'?". My wife looks at me curiously and then asks "Why?"

After a few moments of silence, my son replies "That's it?"

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Wanna hear a story of how my Himalayan friend and I climbed Mt Everest?

I actually made it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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Did you hear the story about how Mufasa died?

It's a real cliffhanger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trailsend85
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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The King gathered all the chess pieces around to tell a bedtime story. He said...

"Once a pawn a time..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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I was reading a bedtime story to my daughter when the book abruptly ended. We were both perplexed, and my daughter asked, β€œIs it over?”, to which I replied,

β€œYep, that’s all she wrote!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Campagnolo412
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29
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A true story

My wife emailed a company asking if they had stock of heaters and a man named Kurt sends a reply email with only the text β€œno stock”, which she showed me.

So I said: β€œLiving up to his name I see”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MealieMeal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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Pig story

A pig without 3.14 is 9.8.

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Mom: "Why did you read our son a naughty story for bedtime?"

Dad: "The one about the giant and the magic beans?"

Mom: "Yes."

Dad: "Whats wrong with 'Jackin the Beanstalk'?

Mom:"......."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakiray6
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18
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I read a story about pig anatomy.

It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.

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πŸ“…︎ May 25
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Funny 'Dads Anonymous' story to share for the holiday weekend.

"Welcome everyone to Dads Anonymous. Again my name is Bill and you will notice that we have a new member, please welcome Gary -- Can you tell us what brought you to us today?"

"Well I have a very embarrassing confession. It's even hard to get the words out."

Bill reassures him, "We are all dads here and have been meeting for decades, we've been through all the highs and lows, births and deaths, tragedies, we've heard it all. Just tell us what's on your mind son, we are here to support each other."

"Well, a couple months ago, I broke both my legs in a motorcycle accident and couldn't walk, so I let my wife use the lawnmower." He says through the sobs...

Bob, one of the other dads, starts to get pale. "...and she didn't even cut it in a crisp geometric pattern, it was just random..." Bob starts to sweat and get dry heaves. "YOU BASTARD", he screams. "HOW COULD YOU LET THAT HAPPEN." The dads rise and get ready to beat the crap out of Gary, when Bill stands between them and breaks it

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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Have I told you the story of my Dick?

It’s a long one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiCill666
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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A cemetery is a terrible setting for a convincing horror story.

Too many plot holes.

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My girlfriend and I were traveling thru Kentucky where we stayed at a lodge. She told me a humorous story out to the left of the wall of the building...

It was an inn-side joke.

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Warned my son about the dangers of drugs today. Told him a story about a girl I knew who went crazy from doing mushrooms all the time. Surprised, he asked, "Really?" I replied, "Yes, absolutely true."

"She became a little spore addict."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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Did you hear the story about a glass of milk that saved the world once?

It was legend dairy.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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What kind of bed time stories does the big bad wolf tell his kids?

Hairy Tails!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaphpath
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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True Story
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Springball64
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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Just read a great story about a cat..

It was in the mewspaper

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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I feel like there is some sort of untoad story behind this
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My sister-in-law's grandfather used to tell stories of how he used to drill holes in stuff for a living...

How boring!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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Father and daughter are staying at two stories house AirBNB and the daughter asks her father

- What's upstairs?
- Unfortunately, the stairs don't talk.

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πŸ“…︎ May 16
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I wrote a story about someone who is experiencing angst about buying batteries:

"A? AA? AAA? AAAA!"

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πŸ“…︎ May 05
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What can I say except that's the story of my... Instagram
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adam_44_99_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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I’m reading a horror story in braille and something bad is about to happen

I can feel it

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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True story. An emu escaped a farm in my area and was running around the suburbs..

Police tried to get it out of that area, but it was rather emuvable...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xJohnnyQuidx
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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The bible is the greatest story ever told.

And to hell with anyone who doesn’t believe me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Sad story about the Native American that drank 37 glasses of ice tea. The next morning they found him dead...

Face down in his tea pee.

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Did you hear the story of the guy who had his butt chopped off?

He wasn’t very cheeky about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneShot725
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Did you hear the news story about the man that was playing video games for 2 weeks straight?

He was playing fortnite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebornIlluminati
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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This is based off of a true story

Kid- If i'm going to climb over a fence, we'll need a ladder

Dad- Are you sure we won't need the former?

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True story too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JarJarIsAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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This story was really sKAREN me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-EpsilonDelta-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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Did you hear the story of the two cows?

Well, it's more a parable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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Did you hear the story about the three elephants who fell off a cliff?

Two landed on the ground and one landed in the water.

Badoom tshhhhhh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnBillyBob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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As a mafia hitman, my story of a successful mission I was assigned--which had me assassinate a decade of mob bosses--usually started as similarly sounding like the layman's term of the fibrous tissue along the calves and heels...

"I killed these ten Dons..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MabalsaRitchie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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long story short

the end

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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There was this news reporter who enjoyed incorporating puns into their reports. One day, they had to cover the story of a mass stabbing. Unfortunately, the reporter couldn't think of a pun so they just sighed and went on to report the news how it was...

"Sorry, no pun n' ten dead"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fluffy627
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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The best pun I ever made, true story:

I had recently joined a band as their bassist, whose previous bassist was very punny and also had a long beard like me.

I had made some unmemorable pun, and the guitarist said, "Goddamn it, puns must be related to beards."

I said, "With great length comes greatest pun ability."

Swear to god this is true. Only two people witnessed it. I want you all to be my witnesses.

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I was required to add flair to this, True story not a flairy tail
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethan-555-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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[True story] Doctor: how often do you suffer from headaches?

Me: every time I have a headache, I suffer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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Why do people tell sad stories on treadmills?

To make them more moving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlwaysPlaySupport
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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Did you know there used to be a story in the bible about a bank heist but it got removed

It was inside job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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True story:

My dad was at the store, buying lettuce. His items get scanned, and the cashier asks β€œwould you like the lettuce in the bag?” And he says, β€œno, I think I’ll go green.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ranchcrackers352
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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A story about a legendary Composer

In 1827, after Beethoven died, he was buried outside the local church, in the graveyard, and people came to pay their respects frequently.

One morning, about a week after the funeral, two girls came to leave some flowers on his grave, only to hear strange, unearthly sounds coming from it. Creeped out, they called for the local Paranormal Investigator.

The Investigator arrived an hour later, and with him, a small crowd, who had come to see what was happening to the composer’s grave.

Suddenly, one member of the crowd exclaimed, β€œI recognise that sound! It’s his 9th Symphony, backwards!”

Soon after, another said, β€œand that’s his 8th, backwards!”

After leaning closer to the grave to inspect this for himself, the Investigator straightened himself up, gave a soft chuckle, and said:

β€œNever fear, ladies and gentlemen! Beethoven’s just decomposing.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnixyZ
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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I wanted to make a Minecraft story...

But then I got writer's block.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Impastaz309
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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I heard a story once about a train driver.

He was operating a late night train and fell asleep at the controls. He ended up failing to recognise a stop sign and as a result his train hit a person and killed them immediately. He was tried for manslaughter and sentenced to the electric chair. Just before being put in the chair, he was given the choice of final meal and chose a single banana, oddly. His time came and he was placed into the chair, the room vacated and then the switch was thrown.

But... Nothing. No sparks, no burning, nothing. They checked the machine and it was working fine, it just seemed not to harm him. The state law meant that, legally, his sentence had been carried out and he was free to go. He walked away a free man, and actually got another job as a train driver.

Sadly, almost exactly the same thing happened again. This time his negligence killed two kids playing around on the tracks when again he'd fallen asleep and failed to stop the train in time. Hauled before the courts again, he got exactly the same

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/homelesspancake
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Did you hear the story in the news about the man who planned to replace his head with a rabbits?

What a hare-brained scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Philopean12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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True story

A friend was getting married in a small church. I was part of the wedding party, and we were at wedding practice, making sure everything went off without a hitch. We noticed the bride to be seemed a bit agitated, so we asked her what was wrong.

"The church is so small," she said, "which I love - but where will we fit the musicians? we hired three string musicians to play us in and out of the wedding and there doesn't seem to be any place for them to play!"

I looked at my friend and his bride-to-be and smiled.

"You have nothing to worry about. Haven't you heard...?" They shook their heads in unison.

"THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR CELLO."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ranseler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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I am reading a horror story in braille.

Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exulton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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I began reading a horror story in Braille.

Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImSpecter12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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What part of the Bible has the most love stories?

Romans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noinks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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true story
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleektoad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What do you call a drunk toy story character?

Bud lightyear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeCookieMunsta
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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My son was born today (totally true story)

A couple of hours later, I text my wife

"I don't want to alarm you, but I'm the hospital"

edit: the original message

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Einstine1984
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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My son asked me for a story

So I told him one my father told me and his father, etc.

 One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. If you don’t think this story is true son then ask the blind man he saw it too. 

He looked at me and said β€œthat doesn’t make any sense!”

β€œIt doesn’t make any dollars either, son.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MigraineMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I reread the story of Cain and Abel... the bastard murdered his bro!

He really rocked his world!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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Asked my 3 yr old if she wanted to see Toy Story 4.

She said, "What's Toy Story 4?"

"Entertainment," I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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[true story] Dad and daughter trimming the Christmas tree with tinselβ€” DAD (points to empty spot on tree and says to daughter): β€œLittle more on here.” DAUGHTER (storms off crying)...

...”MOM! DAD CALLED ME A LITTLE MORON!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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My son got into a fist fight with his music teacher because he wrongly answered a question in his test. When he told me the story I just could say one thing...

"Son, violins is not the answer".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dansowaru
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Long story short,

I love summaries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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A True Story

So this needs a little backstory.

About 10 years ago my wife and I went to see the comedian Jim Gaffigan in Santa Rosa, CA where we live. About 2/3 the way through his set, he did an old Steve Martin bit. I leaned over to my wife and said quietly (or so I thought,) "Steve Martin called, he wants his bit back."

Apparently Mr. Gaffigan heard me, because he did the last 1/3 of his set staring at his shoes.

Flash forward to last night. We were at a public event with TONS of people, loud music, dancing, whatever. Some guy walked by wearing an outrageously funny outfit, and I leaned very close to my wife's ear to make a comment about it. She mildly upset and said, "Don't do a Jim Gaffigan," she said.

I blinked and leaned in again and said, clearly: "You mean...Don't make a Jim Gaffe Again?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dramboxf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.

It's old butt gold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byebyebyecycle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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True Story About Owl Nutririon

True story. My wife feeds a number of squirrels on our patio in back of our house. Has done this for years.

Coming home from the grocery store today, this was our conversation.

Her: The other day I saw an owl land in a tree near the back of our house. So I made noises to make the squirrels run and hide.

Me: Well, I'm sure the owl is just looking for three squirrel meals a day.

Her: GROAN...! I can't believe I set you up like that!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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I was told a story about combining two pieces of metal.

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I bumped into my very short mate Peter down the pub. He told a few hilarious stories about the flatbread factory he works in.

I love the pitta patter of tiny Pete

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Have you heard of the story about the campanologist without arms?

Doesn't ring a bell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Come_by_chance
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I’m reading a horror story in Braille.

I know that something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sandvich1015
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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A short story at the library

Dad: do you have any books on turtles? Librarian: hard backs? Dad: yeah with the little heads that go in and out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tortillabois
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits...

He loves being in the limelight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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My math teacher started telling a story in the middle of teaching us about trig functions

It was a pretty funny tangent, though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IHaveSacks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I was reading a story in Braille

I could tell something was about to happen, I could feel it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watermelonsource
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I just came across my first Snapchat story...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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The stories my math teachers told me never did quite seem to add up. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robodoodn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Talk is cheaper when the story is good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_keter_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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I’m reading a horror story in Braille.

Something bad is about to happen. I can feel it!

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