Legend says , he is still 0K.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raven_007
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Jesus Christ is such a legend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/octopusspongue
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My biology teacher is a pun legend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushroomLatte
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What is the best character in Raid Shadow Legends?

The home button.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forzamon42069
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An urban legend that was revealed on the movie Legally Blonde.

Guy 1: I heard that the main character kept stabbing people on the set filming Legally Blonde. I can't remember her full name. It was Reese..... something. She just kept attacking people one by one but I don't know who it was.

Guy 2: Witherspoon

Guy 1: No...... with her knife. Who would be that stupid to use a spoon to hurt over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macman1604
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When people get mad about me playing League of Legends I just

LOL.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squarezloader
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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The Legend of Zelda is a chain

It's made of Links

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uezyteue
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One friend of mine is LITERALLY a legend...

He always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bebelmatman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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legend dairy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonlanderson
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What do you call a hidden Legend of Zelda character?

A Missing Link

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeKrispyKreme
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If I ever made an epic company for milk and cheese, I'd call it legend-dairy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Influenz-B
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Legend has it that basketball used to be played with glass beads, and we only started using rubber balls in the 1800s.

Switching was indeed a marbleless idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforclock
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Who's the main character in the legend of Zelda?

[Link] (https://www.google.com/search?q=image+of+the+word+gottem&oq=image+of+the+word+gottem&aqs=chrome..69i57j33l3.5289j0j9&client=ms-android-htc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=_qE-mtWpN0cj1M)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neoraydm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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I just read that the Carnival cruise ship "Glory" crashed into the Carnival cruise ship "Legend"

It left a legendary glory hull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeRocker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Why do you have to joke about legends that have died
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grindingslimes
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[OC] Hats off to this legend

This is a true story, I'm relaying it as I heard it yesterday.

Yesterday I was at the Summit Shop of Pike's Peak (14,100 feet in elevation) in Colorado. As I was standing in line to purchase a few things from their cafe, among them some of their 'famous' donuts I heard a dad and son have the conversation below:

Son: "These Donuts look weird."

Dad: "That's because they're high altitude donuts."

S: "How do you know they're high altitude donuts?"

D: "Because we're at a high altitude."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inarus06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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The man, the myth, the legend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HailBROSEIDON
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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I want to make a milk factory and name the company "Legend"

It'll be "Legend-Dairy"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albatraous
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2016
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Football legend Gary Lineker must be a dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/treapor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2013
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What a legend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mk_ayy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Legend tells of an incredible hero...

Legend tells of an incredible hero: Carto-Man. Half of his body is a regular human, but the other half is made up of a key from a map.

The man, the myth, the legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purevermonter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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I wrote a great pun on r/Jokes about The Legend of Zelda

I forgot the link.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniteBro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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Which soft rock legend stole my password?

Kenny Log-ins

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The Legend of Gnome Ann
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gargolito
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2016
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Horace was a legend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NightSkye0174
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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The Legend of Zorro and the Bacon Tree

So this is a bit long, sorry about that.

Zorro and his best bud the Lone Ranger were riding through the desert one day, I forget where they were heading to or where they had come from, but we can safely assume shenanigans of some kind were the driving force.

They have been travelling for most of the day and are starting to get tired. There has been a discussion about making camp for the night, but as things are they have agreed to continue riding for a while longer, till the sun starts to set. Away and off to the west the Lone Ranger spies a plant that seems to have large pink flowers that hang in strips with white stripes running the length of them.

"Zorro, what's that over there?" he asks.

Zorro turns in his saddle and raises his hand to shield his eyes from the sun. "Ah, it looks like a bacon tree, quite common in these parts. Let's ride on, there is a good place an hour from now to set up camp."

The two friends ride on and as the sun is beginning to descend the have stopped and are making camp. As Zorro begins to make a fire he says to the Lone Ranger, "You know, I quite fancy some pork. You ride back to that bacon tree and get some for supper, and I'll finish setting up camp here."

"No problem Zorro, I won't be long" replies the Ranger, jumping back into the saddle and returning the way they came.

Time passes, and the sun begins to get low in the sky. 'Odd', thinks Zorro 'he should be back by now.' Another hour passes and the shadows are growing longer. 'I might have to go investigate, it's not like him to take his time.' More time passes, and, just as Zorro has decided that he must go search for his friend in the dwindling light, he hears the sound of Silver's hooves. Looking into the gathering gloom he sees his friend riding towards him. As the Lone Ranger nears Zorro can see the Lone Ranger is injured, there are cuts and bruises and he has an arrow through his hat.

"What on earth happened, Lone Ranger? Did you make it to the Bacon tree?"

The Lone Ranger dismounts and sighs heavily.

"That weren't no Bacon tree, Zorro. That was an Hambush."

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Legend has it that King Arthur was a vampire.

He would go out knightly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Njwcagle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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What do you call a high alien playin legend of Zelda

A highlien

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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In 1935, an American went out on a quest to discover the Loch Ness monsters. He found that according to legend, there were at least 10 in existence. Instead of trying Scotland, he believed the US might have these lake monsters. In which state did he begin his quest?

Tennessee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TITANofATHENS
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I really like milk. I guess you can say milk is legend...

DAIRY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilCommunist69420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Are you into both World of warcraft and League of legends?

Wow, lol!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PicturElements
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2014
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There once lived a knight who was the strongest around. Legend says he ran circles around any who challenged him. His name:

Sir Cumference

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirTurkTurkelton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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Sad news today. Music icon and legend Willie Nelson has died in a tragic accident.

He was playing on the road again.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Palpable_Charisma
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You’re about to deliver a punchline to a blues-rock legend, but you pause for comedic timing.

Tom Waits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kubloo
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Have you heard the legend of the rival twin brothers who laid the foundations for Google Chrome?

Chromulus and Chremus.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2017
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The Legend of Phillip Turr

Phillip Turr was one of the most handsome men to ever exist. Throughout high school, Phillip Turr was often called Photogenic Phil, due to his heartwarming smile.

Consequently, he was offered a modeling job before college. During his career, articles were often written about how photoshop was not even needed when it came to pictures of Phillip Turr, because he was just so flawless.

On one gloomy day, Phillip Turr was walking to one of his photoshoots and crossed the street at a busy intersection and sadly, Phillip Turr was hit by a reckless driver and was killed.

The next day, one of the photographers at the photoshoot that Phillip Turr was walking to posted a picture on Instagram to commemorate Phillip Turr's life. The picture was of an empty studio.

The caption of the photo read: Here is a picture of the place where the beautiful Phillip Turr would have stood yesterday had he not been tragically killed. RIP. #NoPhilTurr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CastYourBread
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My dad laid this one on me after I told him about how my Halloween costume (Link from Legend of Zelda) was received.

Me: "So at my co-worker's party, I met a woman who suddenly called out "Link!" at me when she saw me and pulled me over to her side of the room to take a picture of my costume. She said that her friend, who wasn't at the party, had dressed up as Link, too. She was somewhat drunk and rather excited about it. I saw a picture of her friend on her phone. She had put a bit more commitment into the costume since she had a sword and shield."

Dad: "So... did you connect with her friend after the party..."

Me: "Uh.. no?"

Dad: "...on LinkedIn?

Me: *facepalm*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cassius_longinus
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A legend

My friend showed me this subreddit and said I would be a legend here.

I told him it didn't look much like a map.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChosenSpoon
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Any League of Legends players out there?

I got into an ARAM game the other day. For those of you who do not know there are characters, or champions, you pick in the game. ARAM is a game-mode in League of Legends where the computer gives you a random character out of the 130+ champions, or so. I am not good at all the champions... not even close! So a way to balance this out the game allows you to trade champions with the other people on your team.

So in this game there is a champion called Fizz which I am not good with at all, which I randomly got... and this is what happened inside the pre-game chat:

Me: Oh shoot.

Me: Can anyone trade me?

--Someone trades me their champion--

Me: Thank you! I am so bad with this little guy that you can say I am... Fizzically challenged.

From a game lobby where I was the only one who used chat, it exploded to people typing their moaning and groaning, sensible chuckles, and hearty "LOLs".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BearZeBubus
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The legend of the tutor mice

So, let's see that report card. Hmmm. Not so great this term, eh? Maybe you should have bought some tutor mice.

What are tutor mice? You never heard of tutor mice? No wonder. There's this elf, see, and he trains mice to teach kids different subjects. You buy one mouse for math, another for English, and so on. Each mouse you buy is a guaranteed A.

And the best thing is, this elf doesn't have a shop or anything. He comes to you. All you have to do is sing the song.

What do you mean what song. Everybody knows the song. You just have to sing it like you really mean it, and he'll pop up and sell you some mice. Like this:

β™«I'LL BUY MICE, E-E-ELF...β™«

β™«DON'T WANNA 'B'!β™«

β™«I'LL BUY MICE, ELF!β™«

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrettyDecentSort
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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Logged onto Twitter this morning to see pro wrestling legend Paul Heyman dropping a solid dad joke.

https://twitter.com/HeymanHustle/status/477471573062844417

"Hey, how do you feel?"

"...With my hands"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smark_Henry
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2014
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My dad is truly a legend

Tonight after supper:

"What do you call 2 conflicting diagnoses?" Pause "A pair-o-docs!"

I heard him chuckle under his breath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megannotmeagan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2014
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League of Legends

Sitting at computer playing League of Legends

Dad: What are you doing?

Me: Playing League of Legends...

Dad: Get outta my league!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gggggllo
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