A list of puns related to "Mythology"
With his medical skills, he's known as the first centaur for disease control!
Medusa.... One look from her, made guys rock hard.
Why does Odin use a spear against his enemies?
Because he ain't Gungnir'ing them.
Lily liked Greek mythology a lot. Her favorite character was the titaness Rhea. She loved the story about her outsmarting Cronus with a stone in order to get her children back. She loved it so much in fact, that for the sake or realism, she decided to eat some rocks too for the upcoming school play she took part in! But, very soon after going onto the stage, poor Lily started convulsing on the floor. It was a poor decision to eat the stones. She knew that. But at least, she could die a Rhea.
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I am so, so sorry. Please forgive me.
That made him the centaur for disease control
Elbow
That's always been his Achilles Elbow
Dad: Well son, you broke through the trojan wall.
Dad- your thology?
It is my Achilles heel.
Oh, right. Satires.
I can give you a mini tour.
I prefer to keep things a bit Loki.
It was my Achillesβ elbow.
It's my Achilles Knee.
That has always been my Achillesβ elbow.
You could say he was the centaur for disease control
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
It's always been my Achilles elbow
...is my Achilleβs knee.
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