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Because God Cs everything
Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
Because he used him as a Scapegoat.
....what's so special about Jesus ?
A Thor foot.
Oh myself!
But the silly bastard tripped and came fifth
Worm: Thanks for the "worm" welcome haha...
God: * creates birds *.
Because it's holy.
I try to keep it lowkey.
He's an atheist.
Tod.
Called it a day.
I'm Thor.
God replies, "To me, its about a minute."
I asked, "How much is $5 million?"
God replies, "To me its like a penny."
I asked, "May I have a penny please?"
God replies, "Wait a minute. "
Ramen.
He got hung up on his boards.
Nailed it.
It was an egg ganache tick
He gave him 2 test tickles
Apollogies.
cause all his worshipers will be devoting that post!
"No way!"
"YAHWEH!"
He was standing on holey ground.
They stay low key (Loki).
He kept things pretty low key.
Is it with a match made in Heaven ?
The wolves may be predators but he pray
Radicles.
Typos!
The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke
...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.
G-sus
Larry replies, โGod and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so Heโs fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When Iโm done, poof! The light goes off.โ
โWow, thatโs incredible,โ the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larryโs wife.
โBonnie,โ he says, โLarry is doing fine! But I had to call you because Iโm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when heโs done, poof, the light goes off?โ
โOh sweet Jesusโ, exclaims Bonnie. โHeโs peeing in the refrigerator again!โ
"Well prayed"
A Thor foot.
He called it a day.
