Is Mjölnir a rethorical device?
Then I thought, "stop judging yourself, you bastard!"
We were pulling into Dairy Queen for ice cream. One of the boys sd Hey there is only 1 car there. I said "You might say it looks...Desserted."
They didnt catch it so I though I'd share it with you all.
At first I thought that it’d have two nature deities: a tree-person for the land and a mermaid-like being for the ocean.
My dad suggested that combining the two would be more “a fish-ent”.
Friend and I were having a rather bizarre discussion online when it jokingly turned into this:
Friend: "Anyone who denies (insert comic character) is a heretic. He's a minor deity."
Me: "Oookay, I'm going to stop you there."
Friend: "Probably a god thing."
(I'm not sure this constitutes a dad joke, but the unintentional pun immediately made me think of you guys. Sorry for any offense!)