8 Hilarious Deity Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Which deity did the Aztecs worship at lunchtime?

Pretzelcoatl

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👤︎ u/dragontail

📅︎ Jul 17 2020

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A nordic deity question

Is Mjölnir a rethorical device?

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👤︎ u/minodumontii

📅︎ Apr 24 2020

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In house of worship today, I prayed, "deity of choice, please help me to be less judgemental!"

Then I thought, "stop judging yourself, you bastard!"

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 06 2019

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So THAT’S what happens when a diety gets disappointed...

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👤︎ u/dlesh13

📅︎ Sep 08 2020

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Anyone need an ark?

I Noah guy.

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👤︎ u/UriahPeabody

📅︎ May 23 2019

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The boys didn't get it. I know you will

We were pulling into Dairy Queen for ice cream. One of the boys sd Hey there is only 1 car there. I said "You might say it looks...Desserted."

They didnt catch it so I though I'd share it with you all.

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👤︎ u/spybot2915

📅︎ Jun 26 2014

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I’ve been trying to write a fantasy world.

At first I thought that it’d have two nature deities: a tree-person for the land and a mermaid-like being for the ocean.

My dad suggested that combining the two would be more “a fish-ent”.

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👤︎ u/Biz_Ascot_Junco

📅︎ Oct 11 2018

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Typo'd dad joke.

Friend and I were having a rather bizarre discussion online when it jokingly turned into this:

Friend: "Anyone who denies (insert comic character) is a heretic. He's a minor deity."

Me: "Oookay, I'm going to stop you there."

Friend: "Probably a god thing."

(I'm not sure this constitutes a dad joke, but the unintentional pun immediately made me think of you guys. Sorry for any offense!)

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👤︎ u/Trippid

📅︎ Aug 29 2014

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