I used to believe in reincarnation…

…but the inheritance tax was astronomical.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silashoulder
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Humans go through reincarnation. What do shoes go through?

A reboot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BatWaluigi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I didn't appreciate reincarnation until I got hit by that truck...

And woke up feeling like a whole new man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmarr1203
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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My health insurance company refused to pay my bill because I believe in reincarnation.

They said I have a pre existing condition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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My friend believes in reincarnation and says in his former life, he was a calf slaughtered for the meat.

Very revealing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Hey dad, do you believe in reincarnation?

Because I sure didn't when I was your age!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zigbigidorlu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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To all those who don't believe in reincarnation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kartik3e
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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I hate reincarnation

I hope it never comes back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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I hope I get reincarnated as an animal.

I’d like to have an otter body experience at least once.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTT_2k3
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Would you like to reincarnate as a tree?

No, I don't think I wood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckyFacePvP
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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I'll be bringing my Cinco de Mayo leftovers to work tomorrow.

Looks like it'll be tacos de reincarne for lunch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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An Indian woman offended me, so I cursed her to be reincarnated as a a garment worn by Hindu women.

She'll be sari!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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While out caroling one Christmas eve, Jeff & Don were tragically killed in the middle of singing "Deck the Halls". In a strange twist, they were reincarnated as ass-less leather chaps. Jeff looked at his friend and said...

..."Don, we now are gay apparel."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbattoirOfDuty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2015
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What would reincarnated bunny BIGGIE rap? teespring.com/en-GB/newbi…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/classof93
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2017
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If I Die and get Reincarnated as Batteries, It will be fine

I'm never included in anything anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScoutsOut389
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
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What happens to cars after they die?

They reincarnate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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This takes "Puff Puff Pass" to a whole new level! And that's my effort a t a weak pun...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hootanahalf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Someone asked me if I'm pro-life, and I said

"Nah, I'm only amateur life. I need to reincarnate a few more times before I can go pro."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctor_Oceanblue
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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I had some flowers in a vase, but they died. I looked at them again a few hours later, and it seemed they had come back to life!

I guess it was reincarnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homer_Simpson2
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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