I used to believe in reincarnationβ¦
β¦but the inheritance tax was astronomical.
Humans go through reincarnation. What do shoes go through?
A reboot.
I didn't appreciate reincarnation until I got hit by that truck...
And woke up feeling like a whole new man
My health insurance company refused to pay my bill because I believe in reincarnation.
They said I have a pre existing condition.
My friend believes in reincarnation and says in his former life, he was a calf slaughtered for the meat.
Very revealing.
Hey dad, do you believe in reincarnation?
Because I sure didn't when I was your age!
To all those who don't believe in reincarnation
I hate reincarnation
I hope it never comes back
I hope I get reincarnated as an animal.
Iβd like to have an otter body experience at least once.
Would you like to reincarnate as a tree?
No, I don't think I wood.
I'll be bringing my Cinco de Mayo leftovers to work tomorrow.
Looks like it'll be tacos de reincarne for lunch!
An Indian woman offended me, so I cursed her to be reincarnated as a a garment worn by Hindu women.
She'll be sari!
While out caroling one Christmas eve, Jeff & Don were tragically killed in the middle of singing "Deck the Halls". In a strange twist, they were reincarnated as ass-less leather chaps. Jeff looked at his friend and said...
..."Don, we now are gay apparel."
What would reincarnated bunny BIGGIE rap? teespring.com/en-GB/newbiβ¦
If I Die and get Reincarnated as Batteries, It will be fine
I'm never included in anything anyway.
What happens to cars after they die?
They reincarnate!
This takes "Puff Puff Pass" to a whole new level! And that's my effort a t a weak pun...
Someone asked me if I'm pro-life, and I said
"Nah, I'm only amateur life. I need to reincarnate a few more times before I can go pro."
I had some flowers in a vase, but they died. I looked at them again a few hours later, and it seemed they had come back to life!
I guess it was reincarnation
