What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?

Thank you for your cervix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saxtrav
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I got birth place
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sggEeulB
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My wife has just gave birth at the hospital. I pulled the doctor away for a minute and asked "how soon do you think we will be able to have sex?"

He thought about it for a bit and said "I am off-duty in 10mins, meet me in the car park"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedulas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth.

De-calf-nated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedeathgames223
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06
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My kids were watching a show about identical twins re-united after being separated at birth, and in disbelief that they were wearing matching outfits when they met up.

I said, well, they do have the same genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zion2199
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06
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The birth of autobots
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πŸ‘€︎ u/happyhandwash
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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What did the linguist say when her daughter gave birth?

I'm a grammar, now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vlad1mir_Lemon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13
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What did James Bond’s mom say as she was giving birth?

I’ve been expecting you, Mr. Bond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15
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Four men are sitting in a hospital waiting room because their wives are all giving birth,

A nurse comes up to the first man and says, β€œCongratulations! You are the proud father of a pair of twins!”

β€œThat’s funny...” the man said, β€œI work for Twin Peaks!”

Another nurse comes into the room and goes to the second man and says, β€œCongratulations! Your wife has just given birth to triplets!”

β€œThat’s funny...” the second man said, β€œ I work for the 3M company!”

Yet another nurse comes into the room and says to the third man, β€œCongratulations! Your wife has just given birth to quadruplets!”

β€œThat’s so funny...” said the third man, β€œI work at the Four Seasons Hotel!”

The last man is groaning and whining in obvious agony, β€œWhat’s wrong?” the other men ask.

β€œI work at Seven Eleven.” He replied.

Happy Fathers Day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NighTraiN7804
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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My dad was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.

I have an uncle, once removed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Made my first dad joke in awaiting my wife to give birth.

Back story... sitting in the garden, social distancing bbq. One of our mates has a baby who was looking for food and such. I came out with a pack of skips crisp. Baby’s mum said β€˜gotta be careful, it’s got salt in it’,

To my amazement I said β€˜ they contain salt!’ To which my partner replies... why do u think there so addictive’

With out thinking i spluted’ so if I put salt on my dick it will be ad-dick-tive!

No one laughed but me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qit4444
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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My wife recently gave birth on the way to the hospital.

We named him Carson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worldstarguy69
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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What do you call a Hindu God taking birth as lightning McQueen

Incarnation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/within_kamath23
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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While giving birth to a set of twins, the mother losses consciousness.

The doctor called in the woman’s brother from the waiting room and asked if he would like to name the children. The brother agrees.

When the mother wakes up, the doctor informs her that her brother has named the children while she was unconscious. She said β€œOh no... my brother is an idiot. What did he name the kids?” The doctors replied β€œWell, the girl’s name is Denise!” β€œOh, that’s not so bad! And the boy?” β€œDenephew”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeepenTeepen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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Why don't female seahorses give birth?

Because they think it's best for a manta rays kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yorkshirenation
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08
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On Father's Day, I thanked my dad for his contribution to my birth.

He said it was his pleasure.

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Did you hear about the new topical birth control medicine?

They’re calling it Sonblock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chibiachika
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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Shania Twain has given birth to a baby boy.

Choo Choo, was born at 3:30pm today weighing 6lb 8oz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_misplaced_taco
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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"Hey honey did you hear they came out with a male birth control cream?"

It's being marketed as Son-block.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Birth control should be the actual name used for delivery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poven100
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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They have a new birth control pill for men that's the size of a small pebble.

You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagoodspelller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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Currently in the hospital after the birth of our third child. Wife talking to lactation consultant about supply vs demand.

I chime in, "Sounds like MILKroeconomics 101."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshSamBob
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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A proud mom gave birth to twins that she named Juan and Amal.

She only carries one picture because once you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk1wbw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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I had no choice in my birth.

I'm Mandy Tory.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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Mr. Time was ironically always late to his appointments, so to solve this his best friend made a bet with him that if he was late to his firstborn's birth, his friend would name him the most ridiculous name he could think of.

Luckily he arrived at the last second and named him Justin Time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impostorbot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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A man arrives at the hospital seconds after his wife gave birth to his son.

He was pronounced Dad On Arrival

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catoenailsoup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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My wife gave birth to our child today. Everything went well, the baby is healthy and I'm very happy

If you're here looking for a punchline, you probably won't find it. This was just about the delivery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadnav
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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When a woman is giving birth....

She is literally kidding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aakshaj
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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How does an orange give birth?

By vitamin C section

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeek-lukhulu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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What did the pregnant mare say when she gave birth upon being dealt a royal flush?

"I foaled."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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Actually made me laugh gender fluid means you arent binary to one gender and transgender mean you do not identify as the gender assigned to you at birth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noobs_rule3n
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What did the papa goat say to the momma goat when she was giving birth? /r/Jokes/comments/fit7gv/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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To all the women who have given birth to bring life into the world:

Thank you for your cervix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drCrankoPhone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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My wife just gave birth to a set of identical twins. She named the first one Pete.

I named the second one Repeat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hasitcometothis4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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What do you call a cow that’s just given birth?

De-calf-inated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbig22432
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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My father was born with a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.

I have an uncle, once removed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I want to create a birth control pill that you take just before sex. The pill could even be mint flavored.

I’ll call them pre dick a-mints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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A mother gave birth and was fortunate enough to be able to breastfeed her child from the very start.

It was a great suck-sess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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My wife gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital

We named our child Carson

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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If the stork is the bird of birth, what's the bird of birth control?

A swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikkobe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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A Woman Gives Birth While Enduring Constant Puns From Her Partner youtube.com/watch?v=Dgc6R…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bleedingrobot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"

He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATGaming_YT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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My friend gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital

Her husband named the kid Carson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mala_madjija
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What do you call an otter who's just given birth?

A Motter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mukarito
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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How warm is a baby just before their birth?

Womb temperature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/racloves
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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After my wife had given birth to our baby, the nurse asked me, "Do you have a name yet?"

I said, "Yes. Steve."

She said, "Awww! That's a lovely name!"

"Thanks." I said. "But what do you think we should call the baby?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2017
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A chicken thought about its birth.

It thought about how it came from an egg laid by another chicken.

It then realized that at the top of the line, there had to be a chicken to lay the first egg.

It then had an eggsistential crisis.

Eggsplanation: >!Existential crisis. Eggsistential crisis. please humor me and laugh!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirbykirby56
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What is the difference between child birth and pizza?

Ones delivered the other is digiorno.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cringechi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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My wife and I got in a big argument over how she wanted to give birth.

It was our first midwife crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackMcCracken
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Did you hear about the lady who gave birth from her left nostril?

... well anyway, it was a cute little booger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clintiepoo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?

I guess you can say the baby was airborne

Edit: Sorry if the joke is terrible, I just made it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wise_Guy_Plato
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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Every day, around the world, 360,000 babies are born. That means a woman is giving birth every 2Β½ seconds.

She must be tracked down and stopped!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZonieDrew
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Why is it when someone births an idea, it's the idea that becomes apparent instead of the person?

If the idea is birthed, it should be achild

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keeper516
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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The lady was quite angry after giving birth to Male twins

Guess they were new sons to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_am_ss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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What do you call Birth Control and LSD?

A Trip without the kids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watchursix
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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How do mermaids give birth?

A sea-section

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt1eee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I thought my wife said we were having a boy, but she just gave birth to a self-luminous gaseous spheroidal body who immediately started performing nuclear fusion reactions

I'm really not ready to have a Sun. Any advice?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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My wife gave birth to our son in the car.

I am naming him Carson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amithothunk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Did you hear about the dog that gave birth in the park?

She was cited for littering!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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A dog gave birth to puppies on the sidewalk

She was ticketed for littering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZonieDrew
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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It’s biologically impossible for 2 Asian parents to give birth to a Caucasian child.

Which actually proves the old saying β€œtwo Wongs don’t make a white”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/probablynotanazi9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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My son was blind since birth so I opted to get him robotic eye replacements.

Now he's computer-eyes'd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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My wife gave birth my boy on the way to the hospital

His name is Carson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pressplaytorecord
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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A dog gave birth to puppies this morning

The dog was given a fine for littering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suck_My_Wab
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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My wife gave birth to a baby boy in the car on the way to the hospital.

I named him Carson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenJaquenhoft
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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My nine year old's cat just gave birth to a huge litter! I asked her which she likes best...

She replied, "I love the whole kitten caboodle!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Pull out and pray isn't just my preferred method of birth control

It's also how I use my debit card

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who was looking at luxury cars during his child's birth?

He was having a midwife crisis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bag06a
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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If a mother gives birth on the stairs

Does that make it a step child?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatsquishyboy
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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A man gives up his twin sons for adoption at birth.

Many years later the dad finds out one boy was adopted by a Mexican family and the other by a Muslim family.

The son from the Mexican family, Juan, reaches out to the dad as an adult and the two meet. They have a great time reconnecting and the dad finds out his other son is named Amal.

At the end of the day Juan asks his dad if he wants to meet his other son. The dad declines. Juan asks why and the dad says, β€œif you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hanasmf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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My wife was giving birth to our first born, I cracked a joke to lighten the mood - everybody laughed.

It was all about delivery

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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me: β€œuh dad, why don’t i have a father on my birth certificate?”

dad: β€œwe couldn’t remember the mail mans name"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObviouslyAwesomee
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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So I bought tickets to the new football game but my wife is expecting to give birth that evening is anyone interested in being at the birth?
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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Did you hear about the woman whe gave birth in a staircase

She had a step child

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astronaut12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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What kind of coffee did the cow drink after giving birth?

De-calf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yim108
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Got my son on the day of his first child's birth

My granddaughter was recently born, and she is, of course, perfection incarnate. However, the night she was born, I got my son.

We had left his girlfriend's hospital room where she was in labor (14 1/2 hours!) to get some coffee. As we did so, I gave him some fatherly advice.

Me: Son, you know how everyone acts like all babies are beautiful?

Him: Yeah.

Me: Well, you and I both know that it's not true. There are some ugly babies out there. Now, I am not saying yours is going to be, I am sure she's going to be fine, but just in case...

Him: Yes?

Me: You know those signs at some bathrooms that say "Baby Changing Station"? Just stick her in there, close the lid...

Him: OMG, Dad, shut the fuck up!

Me: <literally tapdancing away>

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daneelthesane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2016
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Today, my wife gave birth to my son while heading to the hospital.

We're calling him Carson, I still don't think she knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyOhMyPancakes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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As my wife was giving birth, all the doctors and nurses started yelling, β€œPush! Push!”

I was convinced it was a Pull door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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So my wife recently gave birth to our son in the car on the way to the hospital, I think we shall name him...

Carson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobRoss84
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What would the Southern American say if he saw the birth of Jesus?

What incarnation?!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TsunamiMage999
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Who gave birth to Rio de Janeiro?

Ma-Rio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisng114
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I was rushing to the hospital because my wife was about to give birth. We didn’t make it there in time and she gave birth to a boy in my car.

I decided to call him Carson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXAnimeAngelXx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Talking to my wife about giving birth.

Wife: "..Yeah, it was kind of an out-of-body experience."

Me: "Especially for the baby!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErrorX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2016
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My boss came into the office and poured us all shots to celebrate the birth of his daughter. I asked why the liquor had little bits of gold floating around in it, and he explained it was GoldschlΓ€ger

Weird flecks, but ok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeCoT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imawkwardtrash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/focusynocd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ownworldman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidnightWolfie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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When a woman is giving birth she is literally kidding.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowdaruma
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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What do you call a cow after she gave birth?

Decaffeinated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holiestofrollers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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If the stork is the bird of birth, what's the bird of birth control?

A swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikkobe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2017
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My wife gave birth to our child in the car.

I named him Carson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_of_Virgins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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How do mermaids give birth?

Sea-Section

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bunnyqueen1985
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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