Unborn Puns

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He's not even born yet, but I think he should placenta

"A-maize-ing!" I exclaimed.

I was asked to stop laughing because I was "causing a scene."

I said, "Hey mister, it's past your bedtime. Go to your bed-womb".

I keep having to yell at her to clean up her womb.

Me: I guess you can say... she gets a kick out of it!

YEAHHHHHH!! (I didn't actually do this part, but it played in my head.)

Wife: groans go to sleep.

Not a joke. A true story. My daughter asked me to take a photo of her because her hair was "on point". So I held the phone up and took half a dozen pictures as she posed.

Hilariously I had the camera pointing at me so she got my face looking serious. We laughed, started again, took some more pictures and obviously I did exactly the same thing. Comedy gold.

Of course now both of us are doing it every time we take a picture of anything with our phones. It's a downward spiral neither of us is prepared to break. I'm concerned I'm going to miss important moments in the lives of my as yet unborn grandchildren.

As I was holding my pregnant wife's belly she playfully said, "Tell her (our unborn daughter) to stop making me feel so bad.".

Without hesitation, I looked at her belly and scolded, "Quit making your mama feel bad or I'll send you to your womb!".

To my surprise, my wife actually chuckled a little. But it was short lived.

We haven't told anyone the name of our unborn child yet. We were at a family dinner and my Dad said, "well, Whatever you pick, I'm sure you'll choose wisely." I looked at my wife... "what do you think about 'Wisely'?"

While talking with my mom about possible names for our unborn son the name Wyatt came up. My father interjects with "I hope he isn't gassy." I walked right into that one with a "Why?" He responds "Because then he would be Wyatt Burp."

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