What do you call unborn twins?

Womb-mates

👍︎ 18
💬︎
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
🚨︎ report
What do unborn twins say when they're hungry?

Fet-us

👍︎ 14
💬︎
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
🚨︎ report
My wife wants our unborn child to be a striker when he grows up

He's not even born yet, but I think he should placenta

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/Anassis
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
🚨︎ report
According to my wife's pregnancy app, our unborn child is the size of an ear of corn.

"A-maize-ing!" I exclaimed.

I was asked to stop laughing because I was "causing a scene."

👍︎ 54
💬︎
📅︎ Sep 02 2017
🚨︎ report
It was 9pm and my wife was being kicked by our unborn baby.

I said, "Hey mister, it's past your bedtime. Go to your bed-womb".

👍︎ 8
💬︎
👤︎ u/Soques
📅︎ Sep 07 2018
🚨︎ report
My unborn child is a total slob...

I keep having to yell at her to clean up her womb.

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/numonestun
📅︎ May 16 2017
🚨︎ report
Wife (In reference to our unborn child): She's been kicking all day. She won't let me sleep!

Me: I guess you can say... she gets a kick out of it!

YEAHHHHHH!! (I didn't actually do this part, but it played in my head.)

Wife: groans go to sleep.

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/lance713
📅︎ Mar 21 2015
🚨︎ report
My daughter and I can no longer take pictures with our phones for comedy reasons

Not a joke. A true story. My daughter asked me to take a photo of her because her hair was "on point". So I held the phone up and took half a dozen pictures as she posed.

Hilariously I had the camera pointing at me so she got my face looking serious. We laughed, started again, took some more pictures and obviously I did exactly the same thing. Comedy gold.

Of course now both of us are doing it every time we take a picture of anything with our phones. It's a downward spiral neither of us is prepared to break. I'm concerned I'm going to miss important moments in the lives of my as yet unborn grandchildren.

👍︎ 208
💬︎
📅︎ Jul 03 2016
🚨︎ report
My first

As I was holding my pregnant wife's belly she playfully said, "Tell her (our unborn daughter) to stop making me feel so bad.".

Without hesitation, I looked at her belly and scolded, "Quit making your mama feel bad or I'll send you to your womb!".

To my surprise, my wife actually chuckled a little. But it was short lived.

👍︎ 39
💬︎
👤︎ u/shewter
📅︎ May 12 2014
🚨︎ report
Baby Naming

We haven't told anyone the name of our unborn child yet. We were at a family dinner and my Dad said, "well, Whatever you pick, I'm sure you'll choose wisely." I looked at my wife... "what do you think about 'Wisely'?"

👍︎ 9
💬︎
📅︎ Aug 25 2014
🚨︎ report
Does your kid have gas?

While talking with my mom about possible names for our unborn son the name Wyatt came up. My father interjects with "I hope he isn't gassy." I walked right into that one with a "Why?" He responds "Because then he would be Wyatt Burp."

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/Breuer1
📅︎ Nov 25 2013
🚨︎ report
What did the unborn twins say when they were hungry?

Feedus

👍︎ 27
💬︎
👤︎ u/haymalb
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.