Ursine Puns

A list of puns related to "Ursine"

My friend hates ursine animals. She finds them unbearable.
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👤︎ u/gargolito
📅︎ Mar 26 2016
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I got scolded for exiting my house carrying a coffer with a ursine emblem on it

Apparently it's not OK to walk around in public with a bear chest...

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👤︎ u/QuicksilverDragon
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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Did you know the big dipper used to be part of the zodiac?

It was too confusing though. Everyone was like, "what's ursine?"

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👤︎ u/Swanbrother
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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What crime was the fire-starting bear charged with?

Urson.

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👤︎ u/crassigyrinus
📅︎ Apr 26 2014
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What's the bear's favourite pickup line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

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👤︎ u/commisaro
📅︎ Oct 08 2014
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How do you check a female bear's horoscope?

Well, first you've got to ask ursine.

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👤︎ u/Frond_Dishlock
📅︎ Nov 20 2016
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