Why do brown bears have fur coats? ...

β€˜Cos they’d look silly in anoraks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Did you hear about the brown bear that had a heart attack while being detained?

It was a Kodiak arrest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConasviM
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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A joke my chemistry teacher made

Brown bear and polar bear go swimming. The polar bear dissolves. Why? Because he is polar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OkiTheUnicorn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Dadjoked my wife about a bear attack

So I was telling my wife about the guy in Russia that was saved by his cell phone's Bieber ring tone, and ended it with: "It makes sense that it ran off. It was a Brown Bear, not a Beliebear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2014
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