The other day I met a whale who insists heβs the most honest mammal in the world.
But I donβt know... I still say thereβs something fishy about him.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What's a small, carnivorous mammal's favorite mafia game?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Where do large sea mammals go to get their body mass measured?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped.
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︎ May 27 2020
My pet aquatic mammal died today
Now my life has no porpoise.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
So I bought a large mammal repellant spray recently, and I absolutely cannot stand the smell!
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I don't understand marine mammals
What porpoise do they serve
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︎ Oct 10 2019
Who is Geralt's favourite sea mammal?
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︎ Jan 23 2020
What do you call a mammal in the military?
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︎ Dec 20 2019
A friend of mine asserts that she loves all animals. However, I did point out to her the distain she holds for large African water-dwelling mammals.
I just think sheβs being a bit hippo critical.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
People might think a restaurant exclusively for sea mammals seems pointless...
But I know it will serve a porpoise.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
I don't understand why aquatic mammals are even necessary.
I mean, what porpoise do they serve?
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︎ Mar 15 2019
Why did the four-legged semiaquatic carnivorous mammal cross the playground?
To get to the otter slide.
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︎ May 30 2019
My company raffle was giving away a sea mammal as a prize.
I didn't get the porpoise.
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︎ Jun 11 2019
Why do people not believe a tree when it claims that it's a mammal?
It was all bark, and no bite.
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︎ Apr 28 2019
What do you call a marine mammal in a vat of dark blue paint?
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︎ Jun 09 2019
I read earlier that the zoo was installing an exercise equipment addition to the marine mammal exhibit to help make the animals stronger.
They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
I found an enormous marine mammal that weighs 2.2lbs.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
What kind of mammal likes to strip?
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︎ May 03 2019
What do you get if you cross a mammal with a reptile?
Most probably sued by the Humane Society.
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︎ Apr 02 2018
What do you call an Australian mammal that's been turned into a large flat dish?
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︎ Aug 30 2018
I went to the circus and saw a wet flying mammal performing stunts.
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︎ Jul 31 2018
What is the biggest mammal that lives in a palace?
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︎ Jul 24 2018
What does the transport of large river-dwelling mammals have in common with the father of modern medicine?
They're both Hippocrates.
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︎ May 10 2018
Thanks for turning me into the spermatozoan of a large sea mammal, Dad.
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︎ Jul 04 2018
Why don't zoos open after their aquatic mammals die?
There would be no porpoise
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︎ Oct 12 2017
I just wrote a story about small long-eared mammals. I call it Toupee.
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︎ Oct 06 2017
You have to go to the Aquatic mammals exhibit when you're stoned
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︎ Jan 27 2018
Reading a paper looking at the difference between limb development in snakes & mammals someone asked what the composition of the snake genome is
I said: I bet it contains a lot of hisssstidines.
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︎ Nov 10 2016
What did the Andean mammal say when it was time to go on vacation?
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︎ Jun 06 2016
I don't understand why aquatic mammals are even necessary
I mean, what porpoise do they serve?
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︎ Sep 29 2016
Some aquatic mammals at Florida zoos escaped
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︎ Sep 11 2017
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