The other day I met a whale who insists he’s the most honest mammal in the world.
But I don’t know... I still say there’s something fishy about him.
What's a small, carnivorous mammal's favorite mafia game?
Where do large sea mammals go to get their body mass measured?
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped.
My pet aquatic mammal died today
Now my life has no porpoise.
So I bought a large mammal repellant spray recently, and I absolutely cannot stand the smell!
I don't understand marine mammals
What porpoise do they serve
What do you call a mammal in the military?
Who is Geralt's favourite sea mammal?
A friend of mine asserts that she loves all animals. However, I did point out to her the distain she holds for large African water-dwelling mammals.
I just think she’s being a bit hippo critical.
People might think a restaurant exclusively for sea mammals seems pointless...
But I know it will serve a porpoise.
Why did the four-legged semiaquatic carnivorous mammal cross the playground?
To get to the otter slide.
I don't understand why aquatic mammals are even necessary.
I mean, what porpoise do they serve?
My company raffle was giving away a sea mammal as a prize.
I didn't get the porpoise.
What do you call a marine mammal in a vat of dark blue paint?
Why do people not believe a tree when it claims that it's a mammal?
It was all bark, and no bite.
I read earlier that the zoo was installing an exercise equipment addition to the marine mammal exhibit to help make the animals stronger.
They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.
What kind of mammal likes to strip?
I found an enormous marine mammal that weighs 2.2lbs.
What do you get if you cross a mammal with a reptile?
Most probably sued by the Humane Society.
What do you call an Australian mammal that's been turned into a large flat dish?
I went to the circus and saw a wet flying mammal performing stunts.
What is the biggest mammal that lives in a palace?
What does the transport of large river-dwelling mammals have in common with the father of modern medicine?
They're both Hippocrates.
Thanks for turning me into the spermatozoan of a large sea mammal, Dad.
Why don't zoos open after their aquatic mammals die?
There would be no porpoise
I just wrote a story about small long-eared mammals. I call it Toupee.
You have to go to the Aquatic mammals exhibit when you're stoned
Reading a paper looking at the difference between limb development in snakes & mammals someone asked what the composition of the snake genome is
I said: I bet it contains a lot of hisssstidines.
What did the Andean mammal say when it was time to go on vacation?
I don't understand why aquatic mammals are even necessary
I mean, what porpoise do they serve?
Some aquatic mammals at Florida zoos escaped
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