It's called "There will never be another ewe."
I said to my wife, "He must be eating too many carb-uretors."
Thanks to a friend for this joke who just had his 3rd girl. God bless him...
Because there are no womanatees :(((
They were called pencilguins but were tragically erased.
It's an albatrossity
They couldn't wash their hands.
I have just run over a NUN
And I remember he used to be stationed in exotic places all over the world. Once he came back home with a very exotic looking bird. I asked him what kind of a bird it was and he told me it’s a rare almost extinct species called a Foux (pronounced Foo). This foux was the apple of his eye and he would take care of the bird as if it was his own child. Sometime during this period the Foux began developing a real bad case of constipation and my father was really worried about it. He tried all kinds of medicines to make the Foux pass it’s bowels, but nothing was working. One day, during this period, I woke up to a huge argument taking place between my parents. My mom was accusing him of cheating on her during one of his tours, she had found some pictures of him and another woman and he was denying it vehemently. I realized then that my father had been quite the philanderer and this wasn’t the first time he had been caught. My mom was trying to get him to just admit to his indiscretion.
“Why don’t you just admit it Harry”, she said;
but he stuck to his denial,
“You think I could ever do something like this Sarah”, he said.
Right then amidst all this ruckus, the Foux began to take a dump, in the middle of the living room.
My mom looked at the bird, then looked back at my dad and with a sense of resignation she just said “Well if the Foux shits...”
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
His boss battle theme will be called Megalodonia.
There aren't enough Femail Trucks to sustain the population.
Now they say it's been 66 million years.
There wasn't any sirroths
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
I regret this
I told him that they're all extinct.
He changed his mind saying " i don't want stinky dinosaurs. "
Coz they're extinct.
Because they’re extinct.
kid:- Because they have small hands!?
Dad:- No you bum, cause they’re extinct!
Because they went extinct
Cause they’re extinct.
Because the pee is silent.
Because the ‘P’ is silent.
The p is silent.
Because the "p" is silent
The “p” is silent. And they’re extinct ☝🏻
Don’t forget to wear New Balance kids, it’s all about back support. Defense wins championships.
Because they're extinct.
Most will come back and say "cause the 'p' is silent!"
"No, because they're extinct idiot"
Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.
(First post here, how'd I do)
Because the pee is silent.
Because the p is silent