The T-rac-tor
A disasteroid
A Catas-trophy!
It's called "There will never be another ewe."
I said to my wife, "He must be eating too many carb-uretors."
Thanks to a friend for this joke who just had his 3rd girl. God bless him...
They're not able to reproduce due to a reptile dysfunction.
Because there are no womanatees :(((
They were called pencilguins but were tragically erased.
They're extinct.
Because the P is silent.
Because they are extinct
Jurassic Pork...
It's an albatrossity
They couldn't wash their hands.
"No, son, they're extinct."
There aren't enough Femail Trucks to sustain the population.
His boss battle theme will be called Megalodonia.
There wasn't any sirroths
Now they say it's been 66 million years.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
I have just run over a NUN
They’re extinct.
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks
I regret this
No homo.
And I remember he used to be stationed in exotic places all over the world. Once he came back home with a very exotic looking bird. I asked him what kind of a bird it was and he told me it’s a rare almost extinct species called a Foux (pronounced Foo). This foux was the apple of his eye and he would take care of the bird as if it was his own child. Sometime during this period the Foux began developing a real bad case of constipation and my father was really worried about it. He tried all kinds of medicines to make the Foux pass it’s bowels, but nothing was working. One day, during this period, I woke up to a huge argument taking place between my parents. My mom was accusing him of cheating on her during one of his tours, she had found some pictures of him and another woman and he was denying it vehemently. I realized then that my father had been quite the philanderer and this wasn’t the first time he had been caught. My mom was trying to get him to just admit to his indiscretion.
“Why don’t you just admit it Harry”, she said;
but he stuck to his denial,
“You think I could ever do something like this Sarah”, he said.
Right then amidst all this ruckus, the Foux began to take a dump, in the middle of the living room.
My mom looked at the bird, then looked back at my dad and with a sense of resignation she just said “Well if the Foux shits...”
Extinct
Cause they’re extinct.
I told him that they're all extinct.
He changed his mind saying " i don't want stinky dinosaurs. "
An extinct-guisher.
Because the pee is silent.
Because they’re extinct.
Because they went extinct
They're extinct.
Coz they're extinct.
The p is silent.
Because the ‘P’ is silent.
Because the "p" is silent
Because the pee is silent.
They're extinct
