Whale they sure know how to hump back from extinction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FredJamilton
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Ivory about the extinction of elephants.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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What prize will they give you if you start a mass extinction?

A Catas-trophy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hackerman79_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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I'm writing a song about the extinction of sheep.

It's called "There will never be another ewe."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MathAndMirth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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While watching Transformers: Age of Extinction with my wife I notice one the autobots was pretty hefty...

I said to my wife, "He must be eating too many carb-uretors."

Thanks to a friend for this joke who just had his 3rd girl. God bless him...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingpin0825
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2015
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Why are all the manatees going extinct?

Because there are no womanatees :(((

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Why am I extinct
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πŸ‘€︎ u/reg00000007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Heard of the extinct species that used to cohabit with penguins?

They were called pencilguins but were tragically erased.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lela_chan
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Extincts!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/r96340
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Why is it so hard for T. Rex to play the piano?

They're extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Where do extinct animals go to eat?

The Dinersoar!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hibus_2vy
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Did you hear about all the sea birds going extinct?

It's an albatrossity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pranklama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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U know a type of our species tried to go vegan, they went extinct
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WHITEBLADE___
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What do you call a dinosaur who can no longer fart?

Extinct

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dq72
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why are T-Rex extinct?

They couldn't wash their hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenderDeLorean
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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A bloke runs in to a bar and says. Quick how tall are penguins? The barman says about three feet. The man groans and says :--

I have just run over a NUN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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My father was in the army...

And I remember he used to be stationed in exotic places all over the world. Once he came back home with a very exotic looking bird. I asked him what kind of a bird it was and he told me it’s a rare almost extinct species called a Foux (pronounced Foo). This foux was the apple of his eye and he would take care of the bird as if it was his own child. Sometime during this period the Foux began developing a real bad case of constipation and my father was really worried about it. He tried all kinds of medicines to make the Foux pass it’s bowels, but nothing was working. One day, during this period, I woke up to a huge argument taking place between my parents. My mom was accusing him of cheating on her during one of his tours, she had found some pictures of him and another woman and he was denying it vehemently. I realized then that my father had been quite the philanderer and this wasn’t the first time he had been caught. My mom was trying to get him to just admit to his indiscretion.

β€œWhy don’t you just admit it Harry”, she said;

but he stuck to his denial,

β€œYou think I could ever do something like this Sarah”, he said.

Right then amidst all this ruckus, the Foux began to take a dump, in the middle of the living room.

My mom looked at the bird, then looked back at my dad and with a sense of resignation she just said β€œWell if the Foux shits...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangaRedRascal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.

When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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So I hear they're coming out with another sequel to Undertale, but this time, the final boss is an extinct giant shark.

His boss battle theme will be called Megalodonia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brisingr2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I was sad to hear today that Mail Trucks are going extinct.

There aren't enough Femail Trucks to sustain the population.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Why would T. Rex struggle to play the piano?

They’re extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I'm getting so old. When I was a kid they said Dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Now they say it's been 66 million years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myquealer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why did the mammoths go extinct?

There wasn't any sirroths

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AtThePizzaPlace
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2017
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Brilliant comment
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pikapoleon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Here's a dad joke about an extinct race

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks

I regret this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iPwn6S1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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What do you say when the whole human race goes extinct?

No homo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/id28475xDlol
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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My son wanted a dinosaur for his birthday

I told him that they're all extinct.

He changed his mind saying " i don't want stinky dinosaurs. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What do you call the meteorite that wiped out the dinosaurs?

An extinct-guisher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewrmshin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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My favorite (maybe unintentional?) pun from the comment section of a video about gingers going extinct
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amandrai
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2016
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Why cant a T-rex clap with his hands?

Coz they're extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__teju
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Why can’t a dinosaur laugh?

Because they’re extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-polymath
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Why can’t tyrannosaurus rex clap?

kid:- Because they have small hands!?

Dad:- No you bum, cause they’re extinct!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SniperRival
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Why can't dinosaurs clap

Because they went extinct

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Memes_Smell_Fun
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Why can’t T-Rexes clap their hands?

Cause they’re extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil-Failure
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naj_md
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why can't dinosaurs play the piano?

They're extinct

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Augerbine_Man
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the β€˜P’ is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDogg_of_RS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2016
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Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the washroom?

Because the "p" is silent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AL_MASLUL81
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Why can't cavemen clap?

Because they're extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillydog1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The β€œp” is silent. And they’re extinct ☝🏻

Don’t forget to wear New Balance kids, it’s all about back support. Defense wins championships.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Why can't T-Rex's clap their hands?

Because they're extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CableDolt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Why can't T-Rexes clap?

Because they are extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ousscar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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You know why you can't hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?

Most will come back and say "cause the 'p' is silent!"

"No, because they're extinct idiot"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brrduck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Why did the velociraptor eat his friend?

Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

(First post here, how'd I do)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mellow_out_dude
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeteuchter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the p is silent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roxann_007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Why can’t a T-Rex clap?

Because it’s extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boldlywingedfire
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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