Dodo Puns

A list of puns related to "Dodo"

What do you call a bird that fights?

A taekwon-dodo.

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👤︎ u/type3civilization
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can i get you?"

"Pop" Goes the weasel

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👤︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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What do you call a royal sea bird?

Regull.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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A dad joke I saw on Facebook

I started to read an article tonight titled "When did the last dodo go extinct?" but decided there is no reason to read it since I know there are over 500 of them still alive in Washington, DC.

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👤︎ u/konahopper
📅︎ Oct 10 2013
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Daughter learning of ancient animals at school
  • Daughter doing homework - Hey Dad, did you know the dodo bird ate rocks
  • Me - no, I didn't, but that's probably why they went extinct.
  • Daughter - ಠ_ಠ
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👤︎ u/beekr
📅︎ Mar 18 2015
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