What do Donald Trump and a pigeon have in common?
Theyβre both big fans of coos.
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Whatβs a pigeons favorite fish?
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What do you call a midget pigeon?
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Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
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Just sold my homing pigeons on eBay.
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︎ May 25 2020
Why don't pigeon noises echo?
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I stopped at the bakery on my way to the park to feed the pigeons and a couple of them died!
I killed two birds with one scone.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
What do you call a Pigeon on roller skates?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
I swear the pigeons in my area are plotting to overthrow the neighbourhood watch.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
What do you call a homing pigeon that canβt find its way home?
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Why did the pigeon cross the road?
He was duck-taped to the chicken.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pigeon?
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︎ May 23 2020
Pigeons are the new leaders of the bird world
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︎ May 15 2020
I witnessed an overweight pigeon divebomb a grizzly.
It was a heavy bird into bear.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
I suggested to the national park service we release clay pigeons back into the wild.
That idea was immediately shot down
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︎ Dec 30 2019
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.
The reason is a coo sticks.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
I just cross-bred an alligator and a homing pigeon.
I expect that'll come back to bite me.
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︎ Dec 14 2019
The US army secretly trains pigeons to help overthrow hostile foreign governments.
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pigeons aren't real
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︎ Apr 08 2019
My dad taught his homing pigeons to dance to rap music.
Now they're homie pigeons.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Trump is convinced that pigeons are part of the Deep State...
He overheard one saying, "coup, coup".
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︎ Aug 12 2019
Did you know a scientist studying pigeon sounds managed to single handedly dismantle a dictator's regime?
It was all thanks to his coo data.
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︎ May 10 2019
I was surrounded by pigeons in the park that wanted to over throw my sandwich
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Pigeons are back in the chimney but I don't think they're the same as last year.
I heard there's been a coo.
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︎ Apr 24 2019
What did the pigeon say to the statue?
Do you have any Gray PoopOn ?
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︎ May 06 2019
How does cocaine affect pigeons?
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I was sitting on a park bench with my 6 year old son, watching the pigeons wooing each other...
My son said, "look dad, they're all lovey-dovey!"
Never been more proud!
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︎ Jan 10 2015
I've just sold my homeing pigeons on EBay for the 17th time!
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︎ Oct 24 2017
So some pigeons were pretty unhappy with their government...
...they decided to stage a coo
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︎ Jul 24 2015
What do you call a midget pigeon?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I just sold my homing pigeon on eBay
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︎ Jun 09 2019
I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon.
I expect that'll come back to bite me.
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︎ Jun 14 2018
You can never lose a homing pigeon
If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.
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I cross-bred a homing pigeon and a crocodile...
I betcha that will come back to bite me
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