Just sold my homing pigeons on eBay.

For the 22nd time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pigeon?

Voice mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Pigeons are the new leaders of the bird world

There was a military coo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3ltaforc3
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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I witnessed an overweight pigeon divebomb a grizzly.

It was a heavy bird into bear.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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I suggested to the national park service we release clay pigeons back into the wild.

That idea was immediately shot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.

The reason is a coo sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarlosMingos22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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I just cross-bred an alligator and a homing pigeon.

I expect that'll come back to bite me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merulius
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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The US army secretly trains pigeons to help overthrow hostile foreign governments.

It’s a military coo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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pigeons aren't real
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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My dad taught his homing pigeons to dance to rap music.

Now they're homie pigeons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I just sold my homing pigeon on eBay

Again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Trump is convinced that pigeons are part of the Deep State...

He overheard one saying, "coup, coup".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dangerous_Calm
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Did you know a scientist studying pigeon sounds managed to single handedly dismantle a dictator's regime?

It was all thanks to his coo data.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadoShane
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I was surrounded by pigeons in the park that wanted to over throw my sandwich

So they attempted a coo

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Pigeons are back in the chimney but I don't think they're the same as last year.

I heard there's been a coo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SparkyCorp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What did the pigeon say to the statue?

Do you have any Gray PoopOn ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dta722
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I was sitting on a park bench with my 6 year old son, watching the pigeons wooing each other...

My son said, "look dad, they're all lovey-dovey!"

Never been more proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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How does cocaine affect pigeons?

They fly high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crunchy_Ramen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon.

I expect that'll come back to bite me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nayragrets
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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I've just sold my homeing pigeons on EBay for the 17th time!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothepropellor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XenobiaXD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2015
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So some pigeons were pretty unhappy with their government...

...they decided to stage a coo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imadeaname
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2015
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You can never lose a homing pigeon

If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2015
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I cross-bred a homing pigeon and a crocodile...

I betcha that will come back to bite me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twin802
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2016
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