Why does nobody in Antarctica have Covid-19?

Because they're too ice-o-lated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salman_R
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica

Because it’s so ice-o-lated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalaMOnkaDo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why aren’t there any COVID-19 cases in Antarctica?

Because they’re all ice-olated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfboy78
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Did you hear about the introvert who was so happy living in Antarctica?

He was ice elated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryan879
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Does anybody know how many COVID-19 cases they have in Antarctica?

None. Because they’re Ice-o-lated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zblaze68
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Why do Cows dislike Antarctica ?

Because it's always Friesian down there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Wonder no more !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Why doesn't anybody in Antarctica have covid?

Because they are ice-o-lating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/studentadvisor101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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0 COVID-19 cases in Antarctica
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirt_T
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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What European people make the best explorers for Antarctica?

The Polish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoeDownClown
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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No One in Antarctica has Coronavirus

That's because they're Ice-Olated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheReal_BlueBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Why does no one in Antarctica have coronavirus?

Because theyre ice-o-lated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerseypoontappa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What did the businessman say in Antarctica?

β€œIt’s hard to make money in this climate!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mush_Tilly
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Why does Antarctica have no corona virus cases?

It's because they already were ice-o-lated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voges101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Who is married to Antarctica?

Uncle-Arctica

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Wanna know why Antarctica doesn’t have any Coronavirus cases?

Because it’s ice-o-lated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoopDawg2004
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Antarctica is the only place left without the Corona virus

I guess because they are icelated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R3DW01F728
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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During winter, antarctica does not have

sundays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chocoearlyy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Even though Antarctica has 0 infected with Covid-19, they're believed to be among the candidates to win the race for a vaccine

They're in pole position

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__KOBAKOBAKOBA__
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Whoever named Antarctica was an idiot.

There's like no ants there. At all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/globalklaus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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My flat-earth cruise to Antarctica was cancelled

It was disappointing, but not the end of the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prepper5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Why is Antarctica sad?

Because its iceolated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankneeca
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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I took a group of flat-earthers on a cruise all the way around Antarctica...

they were disappointed, but it wasn’t the end of the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prepper5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Wikipedia says there are only 2 atms in Antarctica.

But you shouldn't use them unless you want your assets frozen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Droopyk1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Coworker asked me if I have been to Antarctica...

I am more than twice his age. My response was I've been to UncleArtica.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fistulaspume
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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No one in Antarctica has COVID-19

It's because they are ice-o-lated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/entangled_dicks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Nobody in Antarctica has Covid-19

It's because they're ice-o-lated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravenescu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Why does no one in Antarctica have COVID-19?

Because they are ice-o-lated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/compsecmonkey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Why are there no cases of Covid in Antarctica?

Because they're so well Ice-o-lated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OriginalCWP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Noone in Antarctica has covid-19

Because they're ice-o-lated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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No one in Antarctica has Covid-19

It's because they're ice-o-lated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anay28
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Why isn’t there any COVID-19 cases in Antarctica?

Because they’re ice-o-lated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lshawel
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Why is there no COVID-19 in Antarctica?

Because they are ice-o-lated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rah-Med
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Why is there no COVID-19 in Antarctica?

Because they are in ice-olation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arunie
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Why no one in Antarctica has Covid-19?

It's because they're ice-o-lated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnTyMoTeUsZ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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No one in Antarctica has coved-19

It's because they're ice-o-lated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blackdragonyt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Why are there no cases of COVID-19 in Antarctica?

Because they're ice-o-lated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patrick_L58
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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No one on Antarctica has COVID-19

It's because they're ice-o-lated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sandeep_Joestar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Why are there no Covid-19 cases in Antarctica?

Because they're already in ICEolation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackjohnson51010
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Antarctica has zero COVID cases

They are ICE-O-LATED

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siachenbaba
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Why does no one have COVID-19 in Antarctica?

Cause they're in ICE-olation ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simwalkedaway
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Why does no one in Antarctica has Covid-19?

Because they are ice-o-lated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mukundmadhav
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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No one in Antarctica has COVID-19

Because they're ISO-O-LATED

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purplepooters
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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No one is Antarctica has COVID-19...

It’s because they are Ice-O-Lated!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BallCoach79
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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No one in Antarctica has coronavirus...

It’s because they’re ice-o-lated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N0ISYB0Y1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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