That cactus must really like making her points clear.
Because of all the 'sand which is' there
He has such a dry humor
I’ve always wanted to own a sandwich shop.
A: Because you can eat the sand which is there.
I yelled out, "Oasis!"
Edit: My first ever attempt at a dad joke, and i never thought i would get anywhere this much upvotes. Thank y'all so much!
He had a dry sense of humor.
Two palms, no dates.
I told him he was in deNile.
"Ma'am you son dried "
"Can I ask you something?" I said.
"Certainly," he replied.
I said, "Why did you just eat my food?"
I really made a mesa things though.
They were dunesday preppers.
It wasn’t a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush
I usually toast my sand Witches.
They both have Sandy Claws.
He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.
Because of all the sand-which is there.
Whilst gathering food, they find a magical golden lamp. The Englishman says “rub the lamp!” They do, and a genie appears. “I only have three wishes to offer,” he says, “so I’ll give you one wish each.
The Englishman says, “I’d like to be living in a penthouse in London with £1,000,000 in my bank account.” His wish is granted.
The Scotsman says “I’d love to live in a renovated Scottish castle with £2,000,000 in my bank account.” His wish is granted.
The genie then turns to the Irishman: “And what do you wish for?” The Irishman says to the genie, “It’s getting a bit lonely here, can I have the other two back?”
because of the sand which is there.
The barman says "long time no sea."
He replied, ‘Me car door. That way, if I get hot, I can just roll me window down.’
The individual male Warlocks, try as they might, could not master the art of bringing back their counterparts and all seemed lost.
Then, two young Warlocks found that, by working together - one recreating the body while the other recreated the soul - they could bring them back to life from the very sand they died in.
It's crazy but they could finish each other's Sand Witches.
He wanted a change of Korea
The mouse looks behind him and says to the elephant, “look how much dust we’re making!”
Because of all the sand which is there.
One runs up to eat the bacon, when all of the sudden he starts getting shot at from out of nowhere. He yells to his friend, "watch out! It's not a bacon tree. It's a hambush!"
*Borrowed from a friend who is very much dad material.