Scientists has discovered in the desert a cactus that's needles are so hard to see there almost transparent. I says to my self...

That cactus must really like making her points clear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidman44
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Why won’t you starve in a desert?

Because of all the 'sand which is' there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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I have a friend who constantly make jokes about deserts

He has such a dry humor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegalWaterDrinker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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Thinking about opening a desert sorceress store.

I’ve always wanted to own a sandwich shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OPs_Mom_and_Dad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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Q: Why don’t people starve in the desert?

A: Because you can eat the sand which is there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nanocephalic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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I ran into my sibling while exploring the Sahara Desert.

I yelled out, "Oasis!"

Edit: My first ever attempt at a dad joke, and i never thought i would get anywhere this much upvotes. Thank y'all so much!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckvet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Did you hear about the clown who lived in the desert?

He had a dry sense of humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daviscojokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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what do you call a tree that will never give you up, never let you down, never gonna run around and desert you?

rick ash-tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imboredwithlyf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Before I met my wife my love life was hot like the Sahara desert.

Two palms, no dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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My friend said that its impossible for a river to move through the desert.

I told him he was in deNile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/javerthugo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What is a jeweler's favorite desert?

Carat Cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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A man is found dead in the desert. Cause of death appeared to be dehydration. The police go to his mother's house.

"Ma'am you son dried "

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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After finishing my meal, the waiter gave me the desert menu.

"Can I ask you something?" I said.

"Certainly," he replied.

I said, "Why did you just eat my food?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What is a desert nomad's favorite cheese?

Camelbert!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thesaurususaurus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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How do you hide a horse in the desert?

With camelflage!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusty_Scrolls
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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For my diorama, I tried to make a few desert elevations...

I really made a mesa things though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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How do soldiers stay hidden in the desert?

Camelflage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blisspoint2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Did you hear about the couple getting ready for a day in the desert?

They were dunesday preppers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batmanshsu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Two cowboys are lost in the desert when one sees a tree draped in bacon. He yells β€œit’s a bacon tree” then runs to it and is shot up with bullets

It wasn’t a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What kind of drugs do people in the desert do?

Tumble weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do you call a joke about a desert

Dry humor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxygenatedair66
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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How do you get rid of a Witch in the desert?

I usually toast my sand Witches.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What do Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tea4tiffany_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Ghandi spent a lot of time walking through the desert, so his feet hurt and he was always thirsty and weak. It's also very hard to brush your teeth in the desert.

He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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You won't ever starve In the desert

Because of all the sand-which is there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dilborg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are stranded on desert island.

Whilst gathering food, they find a magical golden lamp. The Englishman says β€œrub the lamp!” They do, and a genie appears. β€œI only have three wishes to offer,” he says, β€œso I’ll give you one wish each.

The Englishman says, β€œI’d like to be living in a penthouse in London with Β£1,000,000 in my bank account.” His wish is granted.

The Scotsman says β€œI’d love to live in a renovated Scottish castle with Β£2,000,000 in my bank account.” His wish is granted.

The genie then turns to the Irishman: β€œAnd what do you wish for?” The Irishman says to the genie, β€œIt’s getting a bit lonely here, can I have the other two back?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTAD2108
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. β€œA bacon tree ! We’re saved!” He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets. /r/Jokes/comments/i7puax/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brainstormer77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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A starving tribe marched their way to the desert to get food

because of the sand which is there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoastingNoodles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What jokes are funniest in the desert?

Dry humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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The Sahara desert walks into a bar.

The barman says "long time no sea."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BookerGinger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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An Irishman was asked what one thing would he take with him to a desert?

He replied, β€˜Me car door. That way, if I get hot, I can just roll me window down.’

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Many years ago, all the female Warlocks perished in the desert.

The individual male Warlocks, try as they might, could not master the art of bringing back their counterparts and all seemed lost.

Then, two young Warlocks found that, by working together - one recreating the body while the other recreated the soul - they could bring them back to life from the very sand they died in.

It's crazy but they could finish each other's Sand Witches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techKnowGeek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Why did the Doctor desert to Kim Jong-Un’s regime?

He wanted a change of Korea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mushroomsforlife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What is sweet and walks in the desert?

A Caramel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franzeyyz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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A mouse and an elephant are running together through the desert

The mouse looks behind him and says to the elephant, β€œlook how much dust we’re making!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maianotmia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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That desert heat must have started getting to the sign makers
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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Why is it you will never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Two very hungry men were wandering the desert when they see a bacon tree.

One runs up to eat the bacon, when all of the sudden he starts getting shot at from out of nowhere. He yells to his friend, "watch out! It's not a bacon tree. It's a hambush!"

*Borrowed from a friend who is very much dad material.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phizzwizard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I think we should desert him
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Pinetree
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Why don't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/death-to-turtles
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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