Sahara Puns

A list of puns related to "Sahara"

I ran into my sibling while exploring the Sahara Desert.

I yelled out, "Oasis!"

Edit: My first ever attempt at a dad joke, and i never thought i would get anywhere this much upvotes. Thank y'all so much!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckvet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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The Sahara desert walks into a bar.

The barman says "long time no sea."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BookerGinger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What's the difference between The Sahara and Jello

One is an inhospitalble desert and the other is an in hospital dessert.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coca_Cola_for_blood
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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One time I lowered my standards when it came to a girl but I told my friends afterwards the girl was hot like a summer day in the Sahara. You could say I metaphor.

Get it? Met-a-four?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raging64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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If you're ever lost in the Sahara desert, at least you won't starve.

Because of all the sand-which-is there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobsterbash
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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What do you call a serious joke about the Sahara desert?

Dry humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shinotheshino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Why can no man starve in the Great Desert of Sahara?

Because of the sand-which-is there. – ba dum tissss!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RIGHT_WING_X
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Appreciation: I love this sub's jokes, but we all know the real dad jokes are the ones in the comments

I love that the real dad jokes are the dad's trying to make a second joke based on the post haha. None of them are funny, they're all dry as the Sahara Desert, but like all good dad's, they're determined to keep trying.

Keep it up you silly gooses!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninthpower
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What celebrity likes the desert the most?

Probably Barbara Drysand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Draykonslayer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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My dad on pastries

What are we having for desert?

Sahara Lee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jt7724
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2013
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The Sahara Desert drifts into a bar and the bartender says…

"Long time no sea."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Dad's humor..

Dad: "I was a lumberjack in sahara" Me: Dad, that is a desert Dad: "excactly"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/etxrase
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2014
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