Because they taste funny!
Igloos it.
(He glues it)
Igloos it together!!
I may be a little drunk but this is my favourite joke ever and I feel it belongs here because Iβve not seen it here yet!
The penguin who pushed him!
If you think that's impressive you should see the Gen 3
Because it was bipolar...
Both can fly if you throw them hard enough
A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.
Lost.
They're too short to be pilots.
Just so I can say, "Your honour!! My client clearly isn't a flight risk."
I have just run over a NUN
Cuz was an ice guy
Or just Bee's Knees suits?
Gentwo penguins
They know how to break the ice
The barman said, what does he look like?
Waddle'll it be?
He's not a flight risk.
He was a flightless bird.
He had cold feet.
Half an hour, same as the zebras.
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
They were called pencilguins but were tragically erased.
Aunt Arctica
Lost, theyβre lost.
Now that I think about it, it wouldβve been easier if I just wrote in on paper
He ordered vanilla ice cream and gobbles it down before going back to the mechanic.
Mechanic: It looks like you blew a seal.
Penguin: Ah no thatβs just ice cream.
What is this, some sort of a joke?
Announcer 1: did that puck just hit a penguin on the bench?
Announcer 2: no... I think it hit a player.
Igloos it together
"Igloos it together."
Igloos it together
Igloos it together!
Igloos it together.!!!
Igloos it together!
Igloos it together
Igloos it together!
Igloos it together.
In retrospect, I realize that paper would have been easier..
Igloos it together
Igloos it together
