A list of puns related to "Penguin"
He igloos it together ..
No. They are polar opposites.
He did it for the halibut.
Lost
cos they can't get the wrapper off.
Because they taste funny!
In ice cubicles.
Igloos it.
(He glues it)
Both can fly if you throw them hard enough
Igloos it together!!
I may be a little drunk but this is my favourite joke ever and I feel it belongs here because Iβve not seen it here yet!
The penguin who pushed him!
Because it was bipolar...
If you think that's impressive you should see the Gen 3
A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.
Lost.
They're too short to be pilots.
They know how to break the ice
Just so I can say, "Your honour!! My client clearly isn't a flight risk."
I have just run over a NUN
Waddle'll it be?
Cuz was an ice guy
Or just Bee's Knees suits?
The barman said, what does he look like?
Gentwo penguins
He's not a flight risk.
He was a flightless bird.
Half an hour, same as the zebras.
He had cold feet.
They were called pencilguins but were tragically erased.
Aunt Arctica
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
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Iglooβs it together!!
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"Igloos it together."
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Igloos it together!
Igloos it together.!!!
Igloos it together
Igloos it together!
Igloos it together!
Igloos it together.
Lost, theyβre lost.
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