Why do sausage makers love migratory seabirds?
Because it takes a tern for the wurst.
Why are seabirds always found in groups?
Because one good tern deserves another.
A seabird stole my sausage.... It was a tern for the wurst.
Which is the only seabird that suffers from asthma?
The Puffin
Scientist studying the effect of cannabis on seabirds, have left no tern unstoned.
Scientists are studying the effect of drugs on various seabirds.
They're leaving no tern unstoned.
My friend the farmer traded his tractor for a flock of seabirds...
He's so gull-able!
I thought I saw a flying German sausage, but it turned out to be a seabird.
I took a tern for the wurst.
Ornithologists have recently been studying if cannabis has any effect on seabirds...
They’ve left no tern un-stoned.
I like seeing when a couple of nice seabirds find each other...
One good tern deserves another.
A friend asked for a comprehensive collection of information about seabirds...
...So I gave him a book of alternative facts.
Certain seabirds mate for life. Because one good tern deserves another.
I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it turns out it was just a seabird.
I took a tern for the wurst.
