From my 8 year old: Dad, how do camels hide from predators?
Me: Their fur is the same color as the desert so they blend in.
Her: Exactly! They camel-flage!
I walked right into that one lol
What does an animal do when a predator is nearby?
It preys.
the stonefish has no natural predator to fear from....
...except the paperfish, which is supposed to be even more superior.
Natives of the African jungle, when avoiding predators, call the distance between you and a lion a ‘wimb’
Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.
The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild.
Except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.
I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...
The Owl Jizz Era News.
I tried to befriend the Predator
Now he's got my back.
What do you call a document filled with child predators?
pedofile
Why can’t an aquatic predator and an avian predator team up to fight crime?
Because that would be eel-eagle
How do you tell when a child predator is active?
There’s a high number on his pedo-meter
if an immigrant fights a pedophile, is that alien vs predator?
What do you call prey that can outrun it's predator?
Fast food
The swordfish has few predators in the wild.
Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.
