Did you know a school of piranha can devour a child in 30 seconds

Anyhow today I lost my job at the aquarium

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Did you know that a piranha can eat a kid down to the bone in 8 seconds...

anyways I lost my job at the aquarium today

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Piranhas

Sister: You know, on BBC it said that scientists found a new type of piranha in Sweden.

General "oh really" "cool" "wow"

Dad: What did they call it, piranh-b?

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What’s the coldest plant around?

An Air Conditioning Plant!!!

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Jungle Cruise @ Disneyland

The ride is just a 10 minute string of Dad Jokes...

[referring to the head hunter]: "That's Charlie, the head salesman. This month he's offering a 2 for 1 special... you'll come out a head"

[referring to the piranhas in the river]: "Those are man-eating piranhas, so the women and children don't have much to worry about"

Any others? Sooo many....

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