A list of puns related to "Piranha"
Anyhow today I lost my job at the aquarium
anyways I lost my job at the aquarium today
Sister: You know, on BBC it said that scientists found a new type of piranha in Sweden.
General "oh really" "cool" "wow"
Dad: What did they call it, piranh-b?
An Air Conditioning Plant!!!
The ride is just a 10 minute string of Dad Jokes...
[referring to the head hunter]: "That's Charlie, the head salesman. This month he's offering a 2 for 1 special... you'll come out a head"
[referring to the piranhas in the river]: "Those are man-eating piranhas, so the women and children don't have much to worry about"
Any others? Sooo many....
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