Into the Spider-Puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moonchroom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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My sister asked me for some spider puns...

I told her to look them up on the web.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rockyrho
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2012
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I hate when spiders kill flies, they’re such buzz killers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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What do you call a spider with 4 legs?

Arthur Spider

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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I found a spider on my keyboard this morning.

It's under control now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SadHamburger420
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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My son got me good. I build websites for a living. He told me he didn’t like the one I was working on, and I should have let a spider do it.

You know. β€œCause spiders are naturally good web designers.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zo3mo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?

Pita Parker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barcosbarcos
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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What do you call a jumpy Spider-Man?

Peter Parkour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltyquill
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it

We had some drinks, cool guy, he wants to be a web developer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RussiaIsMyCity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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Spider Web:

Instantly turns you into a ninja when you walk into it

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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There's a spider in my room.

I've named him Cotton Eye Joe.

I now need to know:

Where did he come from?

And where did he go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DotNotice
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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Why do so many spiders work in IT?

They're great web-developers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuurmanSnoek
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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What do spiders take when they get stomach aches?

Webto-Bismol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mqge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackdec2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

We went out and had beers. Cool guy, very driven, wants to be a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mer-edith
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Why are spiders so smart?

They can find anything on the web

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?

Peta Parker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IfuM52
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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My wife told me take the spider out instead of killing him.

We had a few drinks, what a great guy. Turns out he’s a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SindySlaughter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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Due to social distancing, I had a conversation with a spider today,

Seems nice, he’s a web designer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klatkasalowa5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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I had a conversation with a spider

Turns out he's a Web Designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedeathgames223
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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I just bought Spider Man pyjamas

I hope he likes them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poccoscfc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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I killed a spider with soap

He got a clean death

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZethMrDadJokes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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Tonight is a sad night... our robotic vacuum cleaner, Wall-E, killed our bathroom spider, Al Gore.

Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamnRedhead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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Spider-Man used to have trouble commuting around NY.

Don't worry. He eventually got into the swing of things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evrant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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My wife said I should take out the spider instead of killing it.

I'm glad I did. We went out. Had a few drinks. Overall good guy. He's a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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What do you call Spider-Man at his full potential

Petest Parkest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goosifer999
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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What’s a spiders favorite barbecue food?

Corn on the cobweb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeege22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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How does spider man always come up with such clever comebacks?

Because with great power, comes great response ability.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsakSolarInte
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.credits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ariesconfusion
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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What is Spider-Man’s name in England?

Kilometers Morales

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mush_Tilly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Spider lists its profession on social media

Web Designer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kill_Them_Back
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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Why did the spider crawl up the elephants leg the second time?

It got pissed off the first time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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A spider called a tech support office

He needed help connecting to the web

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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My buddy spider really has his future planned.

He wants to become a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShivanshuShekhar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Don't worry the spider is smaller than you

Well yeah, and so is a grenade

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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My wife demanded that I take the spider that was in the kitchen, out…

Nice guy! We got a couple of beers. He wants to be a web developer someday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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How does Spider-Man think of such witty comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leianarodriguez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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A very resistant spider.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ksloop
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it

We had some drinks, cool guy, says he wants to be a web-developer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mku4e
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider outside instead of killing hime

so I did. we went out. had a few drinks. real nice guy.

hes a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberrich
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Tobey Maguire is my Spider-Man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChillCosby21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Why isn’t there a super hero that instead of being bitten by a spider and getting a spider sense, gets bitten by lice and get a lice sense to kill?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlopes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What’s common between me and Spider-Man?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naam_Karan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Did you hear about the spider pursuing a career in IT?

He’s a natural web developer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Souplorde
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What's worse than seeing a spider run over your pillow?

Hearing it run over your pillow...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Virruhalittmer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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My kid wanted to get a pet spider from the pet store but they're to expensive....

I told him I'll get him one off the web

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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What is Spider-man’s favourite band?

Sticky Fingers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sauce-L0rd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What did the boomer say to the spider

You spend too much time on the web

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ellabella139
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

Tonight is our third date, he's a cool guy. He's an aspiring web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalyconBolt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Everyone is afraid of snakes and spiders and sharks but you have all forgotten about the scariest animal of all.

The cari-BOO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImNotThaaatDrunk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out

We had a good night, he was nice, wants to be a web developer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlfTul
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I was surprised to find a spider at my office

I didn’t know we had any web developers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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How tall is a spider?

Eight foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoamTheSHEEP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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What did the spider want to be when it was older

A web designer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monsterlooster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Why do spider-musicians always have such long concert tours?

-Because they have so many legs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LewisSpaceBun
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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What did daddy spider say to baby spider?

You spend too much time on the web.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gertjan-96
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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What do you call Spider-Man working as a valet?

Peter Parker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamjustlurkingrn
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What are spiders best at?

Web designing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeongmihyo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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What do you call a spider with ten eyes?

A spiiiiiiiiiider

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dpforest
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Where do spiders get their drugs?

The deep web

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BustACappuccino
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Why'd they get John Mulaney to play Spider Ham? Because He's a comic!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monsicorn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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The other day there was a spider.

I was told not to smash it but take it out. So I did. We went and got dinner and turns out he was a really nice guy, he wants to be a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustinAndGaming
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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My girlfriend told to me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. He wants to be a web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjbbeagle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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I told my dad I want to see Spider-Man: Far From Home

He said, "But son, it's the same film if you watch it here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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What do you call a Spider-Man climbing a wall?

Peter parkour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SensitiveLeading2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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What does Spider=man become when he joins the circus?

an aracnobat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/50U11355
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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My kid wanted to get a pet spider from the pet store, but they are really expensive.

I can get a real cheap one off the web.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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Did you hear about the cheating spider?

It got caught in its web of flies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badbreak79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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On a photo shop battle about a deer with a spider web between its antlers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NearlyHame
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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There was a spider in my web development class today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sloppyblowjobs69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out rather than kill it

We got some drinks, cool guy, he wants to be a web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmehslithers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

We went out for drinks. Really nice guy. Has aspirations of web design.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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How do fix a broken spider monkey?

A monkey wrench

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taggredd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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A spider crawled under my keyboard a few minutes ago.

Good news: I’ve got it under Ctrl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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Spider-Man realized he got scammed once.

He was in a web of lies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmotionallyPained
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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The sequel to Snakes on a Plane, but with giant poisonous spiders, got canceled.

Not enough legroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Spiders are the only web developers who like to find bugs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTexican11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a web-site!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you call a spiders child?

An arach-kid!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FelicitousFiend
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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There was a rather large spider in the garden. I told my wife to guess how big it is.

I told her the (pretty good) guess was wrong, the spider is in fact 8 feet.

The wife tutted, the spider rolled all of his eyes and I walked away, feeling accomplished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Svengelska1990
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it...

Had a few drinks, he is a cool guy, wants to be a Web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tgm810
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy, he's a web designer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adventure84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

So we went out and had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WHOFUCCINGFARTED
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing.

We went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy, wants to be a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrambledeggsalad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him

Went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchaicAlien
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy, he’s a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaughterBoner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aglatte
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it

We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lichqueen22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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My wife told me take a spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out

Went out, had a few drinks, he's a web designer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fmlolika
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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How does Spider-Man think of such witty comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sardbox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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What did daddy spider say to baby spider?

You spend too much time on the web

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonderwizard42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it…

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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What did daddy spider say to baby spider?

You spend too much time on the web.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hiptothehippie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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