Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?
Because... with great power comes great response ability!
Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.
He uses his Spider Census.
Since they are filming Spider-Man 3 near my house, I thought I’d write the lead actor an orchestral piece...
I think I’ll call it “Mr. Holland’s Opus”
I was so sure my new hire was Spider-Man
Because his resume said he was a web designer.
Spider-Man offered to give me spidey powers to invent new quips for him.
I guess you could call it a quip pro quo.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own website.
I just tried on my Spider-Man pants for a costume party
They look great but the fly keeps getting stuck
My son kept singing the first line to the Spider-Man song over and over. So we took him to the doctor who gave us the bad news:
Our son was trapped in the spider-verse.
What do you call Spider-Man when his hands shake all the time?
When Spider-Man’s twin children are learning to drive...
They’re parallel Parkers.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
What do you call a jumpy Spider-Man?
I just bought Spider Man pyjamas
What did Spider-Man say to gay club?
What do you call Spider-Man at his full potential
What’s common between me and Spider-Man?
We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
What is Spider-Man’s name in England?
Spider-Man used to have trouble commuting around NY.
Don't worry. He eventually got into the swing of things.
Tobey Maguire is my Spider-Man
What do you call Spider-Man working as a valet?
What is Spider-man’s favourite band?
I told my dad I want to see Spider-Man: Far From Home
He said, "But son, it's the same film if you watch it here."
What does Spider=man become when he joins the circus?
Did you hear that Spider-Man made himself a winter jacket out of Greek bread?
Spider-Man realized he got scammed once.
I'm going to get a job as a valet attendant, come dressed up as Spider-Man, and introduce myself as "Peter the Parker"
Did you know that Spider-Man is bisexual?
Because he swings both ways.
All these Spider-Man meme's are in full swing
Driving in the car and my Dad has suddenly just announced ‘my nickname is Spider-Man. Not because I have any special powers, it’s because I can’t get out of the bath’.
Waiting for Spider-man
I went to see the new spider-man movie today, and they were a bit slow cleaning the cinema from the previous showing (probably because of everyone sticking around for the post-credits scene), so a bunch of us were hanging out outside.
A guy with two kids walks up and says "Are you waiting for Spider-man?" one of the folks waiting says yes, and the dad says, "Oh well, I'm sure he'll swing by soon."
I gave him a nod of respect. Thought you guys would appreciate too.
Spider-Man catches a guy stealing a six-pack from a convenience store...
The guy puts down the beer and runs away. Spidey picks up the beer to take it back to the store, but he pauses. In a moment of weakness, he takes the beer home for himself.
That's how Peter Parker pinched a pack of pilfered Pilsners.
If Spider-man didn't have all that Web stuff going on...
... he would just be Peter Parkour.
Alternate name for Spider-Man.
Was re-watching the more recent Spider-Man movies, and only just realized this!
imgur.com/FZIMv23
The maintenance man was spraying bug spray in the office mailbox this morning. He said he was trying to kill this spider.
I told him not to, that's where we get our webmail. He thought I was an idiot.
Certain line from The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Harry Osborne: "It's been 10 years. What have you been up to?"
Peter Parker: "I do some web design"
Made me laugh quite a bit. Can't remember if it was in the film or not, but here it is in the trailer.
How does Spider-Man think of such witty comebacks?
Because with great power comes great response ability.
Why does Spider-Man always have such good comebacks?
Because, with great power comes great response ability
How does spider man always come up with such clever comebacks?
Because with great power, comes great response ability.
Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?
Because with great power comes great response ability.
How does Spider-Man think of such witty comebacks?
Because with great power comes great response ability
How does Spider-Man think of such witty comebacks?
Because with great power comes great response ability.
What do you call a Spider-Man climbing a wall?
What would you call Spider-Man if he was a valet?
I've just bought Spider-Man pyjamas
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