Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?

Because... with great power comes great response ability!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mighty_Platypus
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Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.

He uses his Spider Census.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MotherJoanFoggy
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Since they are filming Spider-Man 3 near my house, I thought I’d write the lead actor an orchestral piece...

I think I’ll call it β€œMr. Holland’s Opus”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leeericewing
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I was so sure my new hire was Spider-Man

Because his resume said he was a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
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Spider-Man offered to give me spidey powers to invent new quips for him.

I guess you could call it a quip pro quo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
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Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?

So that he could design his own website.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
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I just tried on my Spider-Man pants for a costume party

They look great but the fly keeps getting stuck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crunchybedsheets
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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My son kept singing the first line to the Spider-Man song over and over. So we took him to the doctor who gave us the bad news:

Our son was trapped in the spider-verse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
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What do you call Spider-Man when his hands shake all the time?

Peter Parkinson

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When Spider-Man’s twin children are learning to drive...

They’re parallel Parkers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gnochi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?

Pita Parker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barcosbarcos
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What do you call a jumpy Spider-Man?

Peter Parkour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltyquill
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I just bought Spider Man pyjamas

I hope he likes them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poccoscfc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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What did Spider-Man say to gay club?

β€œI’M A SWINGER”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirty-Oven-Comics
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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What do you call Spider-Man at his full potential

Petest Parkest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goosifer999
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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What’s common between me and Spider-Man?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naam_Karan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What is Spider-Man’s name in England?

Kilometers Morales

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mush_Tilly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Spider-Man used to have trouble commuting around NY.

Don't worry. He eventually got into the swing of things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evrant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Tobey Maguire is my Spider-Man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChillCosby21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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What do you call Spider-Man working as a valet?

Peter Parker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamjustlurkingrn
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What is Spider-man’s favourite band?

Sticky Fingers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sauce-L0rd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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I told my dad I want to see Spider-Man: Far From Home

He said, "But son, it's the same film if you watch it here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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What does Spider=man become when he joins the circus?

an aracnobat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/50U11355
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Did you hear that Spider-Man made himself a winter jacket out of Greek bread?

It was a PITA PARKA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fh132
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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Spider-Man realized he got scammed once.

He was in a web of lies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmotionallyPained
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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I'm going to get a job as a valet attendant, come dressed up as Spider-Man, and introduce myself as "Peter the Parker"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TISparta217
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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Did you know that Spider-Man is bisexual?

Because he swings both ways.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NarnianTemp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2015
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All these Spider-Man meme's are in full swing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danskemobler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Driving in the car and my Dad has suddenly just announced β€˜my nickname is Spider-Man. Not because I have any special powers, it’s because I can’t get out of the bath’.
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Waiting for Spider-man

I went to see the new spider-man movie today, and they were a bit slow cleaning the cinema from the previous showing (probably because of everyone sticking around for the post-credits scene), so a bunch of us were hanging out outside.

A guy with two kids walks up and says "Are you waiting for Spider-man?" one of the folks waiting says yes, and the dad says, "Oh well, I'm sure he'll swing by soon."

I gave him a nod of respect. Thought you guys would appreciate too.

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Spider-Man catches a guy stealing a six-pack from a convenience store...

The guy puts down the beer and runs away. Spidey picks up the beer to take it back to the store, but he pauses. In a moment of weakness, he takes the beer home for himself.

That's how Peter Parker pinched a pack of pilfered Pilsners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenSeaBreeze
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2017
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If Spider-man didn't have all that Web stuff going on...

... he would just be Peter Parkour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timotab
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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Alternate name for Spider-Man.

Peter Parkour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domthehuman1
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Was re-watching the more recent Spider-Man movies, and only just realized this! imgur.com/FZIMv23
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The maintenance man was spraying bug spray in the office mailbox this morning. He said he was trying to kill this spider.

I told him not to, that's where we get our webmail. He thought I was an idiot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thedaveabides98
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2015
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Certain line from The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Harry Osborne: "It's been 10 years. What have you been up to?"

Peter Parker: "I do some web design"

Made me laugh quite a bit. Can't remember if it was in the film or not, but here it is in the trailer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlasticSoul1297
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How does Spider-Man think of such witty comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Why does Spider-Man always have such good comebacks?

Because, with great power comes great response ability

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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How does spider man always come up with such clever comebacks?

Because with great power, comes great response ability.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsakSolarInte
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
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How does Spider-Man think of such witty comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leianarodriguez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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How does Spider-Man think of such witty comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sardbox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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What do you call a Spider-Man climbing a wall?

Peter parkour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SensitiveLeading2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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What would you call Spider-Man if he was a valet?

Peter Parker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
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I've just bought Spider-Man pyjamas

I hope he likes them

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