In a Marvel Universe where everyone is a slice from a round, doughy, cheesey pie, one New York style hero protects the public and fights crime with web-slinging powers. But little do they know, Spider-pie’s real name is:

Pizza Parker

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How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?

Hang him on the wall. Now he’s a Bruce Banner.

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Last night I had a dream that I was responsible for culling half the living population on Earth.

Then I snapped out of it.

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