What do you call a dog who can lift Thor's hammer?

Labrathor

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Why didn't the Grandmaster in Ragnarok know who Thor's brother was?

Was the information being kept low-key?

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I will become the next great god. The embodiment of Thor and Odin’s power.

Tod.

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Would you go out on a date with Thor?

I don't know whether Hemsworth it.

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What does Thor need now that he’s fat?

Gastric Bifrost Surgery

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I don’t really publicize the fact that I’m Thor’s brother.

I keep it low-key.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What does Mjolnir become when Thor throws it?

Mjolfar.

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Who does Thor trust to protect his back against the Frost Giants?

Asgardians

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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What does Thor call his underpants?

Thunderwear

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Why did they hire Chris to play Thor?

Because Hems-worthy

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Why doesn't Thor like to boast about his villians

He likes to keep them loki

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Thor Ragnarok?

Pff... more like Bore Ragnarok...

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Did you hear how Thor saved Loki’s butt?

With an Asgard.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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How does Thor connect to his laptop?

Thunderbolt

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Did you see Thor put some subtle rouge on his brother’s cheeks with just a hint of eye shadow?

It was pretty Loki

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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it thor me apart
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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What would happen to Thor if he were to write a novel?

He’d become an author.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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How does Thor's mom call him for supper?

O Din Son!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Thor, Loki, and Odin walked into a bar.

I ducked

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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It's Thor's mailbox, Mailnir.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I'm not a big fan of Thor's brother.

He's Loki a bad guy...

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Why is Thor’s brother not as famous?

Because he’s rather low-key!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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My son hates my dadjokes. This just happened: we were watching Marvel Avengers and I said, "why is he called Thor ? He shouldn't be". My son asked why not.

"He should be called Hi-Ki. Because he is Lo-Ki's elder brother".
He nearly cried.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Why didnt Captain America lift Thor’s hammer untill he needed to?

He didn’t want to steal his thunder

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Today I watched all the Thor movies

'cause it's Thor'sday

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Thor doesn't get drunk...

He gets hammered.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Thor went on a game show and did really well!

He crushed the lightning round.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Thor has been really quiet through quarantine. I think he’s staying with his brother.

I heard it’s low key.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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What happens when Thor breaks wind

There’s thunder down under

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Why didn't Thor's brother tell him he was coming over?

It was just a low-key visit

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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Queen must be afraid of Thor

Because thunder and lightning, very very frightening.

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Thor’s brother once walked into a bar, but the bartender didn’t notice....

He was low-key

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Where does Thor grow his vegetables?

In his Asgarden.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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What do Thor's kids use to draw?

A Ragnadoodle.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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If Thor had a horse, what would it be named?

Mulenir

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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What does Thor wear under his trousers?

Thunder-wear

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Thor’s brother didn’t want anyone to know he was helping him save Asgard

He was Loki, a revenger

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Why was Thor avoiding his brother?

He Odin money.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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I wonder if Thor is embarrassed telling people about his job

He's an ass guardian

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Thor
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Thor’s brother is Loki one of the best characters in the MCU.
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Charmin. So your Asgard doesn't get Thor.
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Thor Walks Into a Bar

The bartender says, β€œLeave your hammer at the door, we don’t serve mjΓΆnirs here.”

I know it’s a bit of a stretch

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Jane Foster will be allowed to wield Mjolnir because she and Thor have an understanding.

They're in a polyhammerous relationship.

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I returned from vacation sporting a full face beard. My students all tell me I look like Thor. I admit I was expecting a more Loki response.

I guess you could say I never Thor it coming.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Did you see Thor put some subtle rouge on his brother’s cheeks with just a hint of eye shadow?

It was pretty Loki.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What does Thor wear under his trousers?

Thunder-wear

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