Thursday Puns

A list of puns related to "Thursday"

I’ve been good. No ice cream on Thursday. None on Friday. None on Saturday.

Then, Sundae.

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👤︎ u/reedandsue
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait until 2 more days. Why?

Because it will be a sadder day

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👤︎ u/PickledJuice69
📅︎ May 06 2021
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Last Thursday my son was moping around and I told him, if you think Thursdays are sad, just wait two more days. He asked why?

Because it'll be sadder day.

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👤︎ u/hypeaze
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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(Monday: Greg) (Tuesday: Ian) (Wednesday: Greg) (Thursday: Ian) (Friday: Greg) (Saturday: Ian) (Sunday: Greg)

Its the Gregorian calendar

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👤︎ u/OrionHunter66
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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Where does Friday come before Thursday?

In a dictionary

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👤︎ u/irishayes86
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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I just heard it's National Orgasm Day next Thursday!

Are you all coming?

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👤︎ u/OmarGuard
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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What do French people call a really bad Thursday ?!

A trajeudi

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👤︎ u/wiilyy
📅︎ Feb 09 2019
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Thirsty Thursday

I’m so thirsty right now I’m almost Friday.

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👤︎ u/Incorrectpassword13
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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I like listening to Classical music on Thursdays..

.. I call it Throw-Bach Thursdays.

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👤︎ u/VexedMackerel
📅︎ Nov 28 2016
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Twofer: How many seconds are in a year? Besides Tuesday and Thursday what other days start with T?

"You don't know how many seconds are in a year off the top of your head? 12. Jan2 feb2 ....."

"Today and Tomorrow...."

These two got laid on me by the chef at my work cafeteria. The cashier aka crazy Lisa was in stitches making him tell everyone.

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👤︎ u/limberbutton
📅︎ Jul 09 2015
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What do french people call a really bad thursday? ipfs.pics/QmTuu7NGAw2ZUhb…
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👤︎ u/dachewie
📅︎ Oct 26 2015
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Kenya on a Thursday

My buddy started the anti joke: "What did the man who went to Kenya on Thursday see?"

I said "Kenya tell me please. I want to know.

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👤︎ u/TheBaconExpress
📅︎ Oct 19 2015
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We just found out we're pregnant on Thursday and my wife is already ready to be a dad.

We were watching rare exports as is Christmas tradition and there's a scene where a dude who was on his way to go play Santa clause (and thus is dressed up as one) decides to skip this paying gig he desperately needed in order to help his friend dispose of a body.

I was like "dang that's a real bro right there."

Wife: "straight up. bros before ho ho ho's"

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👤︎ u/ggk1
📅︎ Dec 26 2016
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I just asked my dad, "Tomorrow is Thursday, right?"

And he said, "Yeah all day"

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👤︎ u/enjoithelrg
📅︎ Sep 26 2013
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"Hey dad, is today Thursday?"

"All day!" Followed by an audible groan from me.

Every goddamn time.

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👤︎ u/Cstomp
📅︎ Nov 22 2013
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Granny: I've got an appointment with the memory specialist on Thursday

Dad: "Better not forget about it then!" (laughs a bit too much)

Granny: "Ha"

Me: facepalms

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👤︎ u/sweatyface
📅︎ Apr 03 2016
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I was assembling some steel trusses at work solo on Thursday and my production manager came up to me and said "Do you need a hand?"

I said "no, I've already got two"

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👤︎ u/xALmoN
📅︎ Jan 02 2016
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What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

Source: IS Aix-en-Provence

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👤︎ u/carlvonblixen
📅︎ Nov 03 2015
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It's forecast to be the coldest day of the year so far this Thursday.

Well, it is January afterall. (courtesy of my stepdad)

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👤︎ u/TreeHuggerGuy96
📅︎ Dec 29 2014
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Needed help picking a size for Thursday
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👤︎ u/seanc_wa
📅︎ Nov 27 2013
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I told my dad about r/dadjokes and he asked me if I posted what he sent me on Thursday

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building. He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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👤︎ u/all_we_need_is_us
📅︎ May 25 2014
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I proctored 3 midterm exams for students on Thursday

My dad asked me if that made me a proctologist.

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👤︎ u/sirtheguy
📅︎ Oct 20 2014
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I told my dad that I was planning to leave at 2:30 on Thursday.

"To go to the dentist?"

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👤︎ u/royal_w_cheese
📅︎ Apr 23 2014
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If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.

It will be a sadder day.

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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Monday: Greg. Tuesday: Ian: Wednesday: Greg. Thursday: Ian. Friday: Greg

A GregOrIan calendar

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👤︎ u/Rob_Haggis
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days

It will be a sadder day

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.

It will be a sadder day.

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👤︎ u/deedubya8
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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If yoo think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.

It will be a Sadder day

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👤︎ u/Parkwad
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Those were the days

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👤︎ u/Little_Mog
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Those were the days...

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👤︎ u/Auralore
📅︎ May 10 2016
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Oh.... those were the days....

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👤︎ u/bbtehbuild
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Ah. Those were the days....

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 01 2018
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What do French people call a bad Thursday?

Trajeudi

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👤︎ u/Ash_Holes
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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