It will be a sadder day.
A GregOrIan calendar
Are you all coming?
Its the Gregorian calendar
Those were the days
In a dictionary
Oh.... those were the days....
Ah. Those were the days....
I’m so thirsty right now I’m almost Friday.
.. I call it Throw-Bach Thursdays.
"You don't know how many seconds are in a year off the top of your head? 12. Jan2 feb2 ....."
"Today and Tomorrow...."
These two got laid on me by the chef at my work cafeteria. The cashier aka crazy Lisa was in stitches making him tell everyone.
We were watching rare exports as is Christmas tradition and there's a scene where a dude who was on his way to go play Santa clause (and thus is dressed up as one) decides to skip this paying gig he desperately needed in order to help his friend dispose of a body.
I was like "dang that's a real bro right there."
Wife: "straight up. bros before ho ho ho's"
My buddy started the anti joke: "What did the man who went to Kenya on Thursday see?"
I said "Kenya tell me please. I want to know.
Dad: "Better not forget about it then!" (laughs a bit too much)
I said "no, I've already got two"
Source: IS Aix-en-Provence
"All day!" Followed by an audible groan from me.
Every goddamn time.
And he said, "Yeah all day"
Well, it is January afterall. (courtesy of my stepdad)
My dad asked me if that made me a proctologist.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building. He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
"To go to the dentist?"
It will be a sadder day