Thirsty Thursday Puns

I’m so thirsty right now I’m almost Friday.

The first says: “Windy isn’t it?”

The second says: “Wednesday? Isn’t it Thursday?”

The third says: “Thirsty? Let’s order some drinks!”

Any time we'd go to drive somewhere... "And we're off like a herd of turtles!"

"What would you like to eat?" "Food." "What kind of food?" "Edible food."

"If you're American outside the bathroom, what are you inside the bathroom? European!"

"I'm thirsty!" "Hello Thursday, My name's Friday. Would you like to go out on Saturday and have a Sunday?"

And then, of course, he convinced me (or maybe I made it up in my little head?) that if I drank enough carrot juice I would be able to see in the dark, haha.

Wish I could remember more... He passed away when I was 8 or so. I'll happily share more if I remember them sometime. Heh, when he told my sister and I that he had cancer he insisted he had probably just swallowed a big crouton. :')

Yesterday he kept telling me "I'm thirsty". But with him only being 3 it sounded like he was saying "I'm Thursday". So I would shake his hand and say back to him "Hi, I'm Friday, nice to meet you". He didn't get it, the joke or the drink.

Me: Dad I'm thirsty

Dad: Hey Thursday, I'm Friday come over Saturday and we'll have a Sundae

When me or my brother used to say, 'I'm thirsty.' my Dad would reply, 'It's not Thursday it's Tuesday [or whatever day it was]' ...We used to love it when he said it and it was actually Thursday! haha So lame.

I was cooking bacon and egg tacos for my 8 year old brother Kevin

Kevin: "Hey I'm thirsty"

Me: "Hey Thursday, I'm Friday" I chuckle to myself, and he comes back with

Kevin: "Sounds like a personal problem, wanna taco about it?

Me: Hey Pops, can we make a pit stop? I'm thirsty.

Dad: Hi Thursday, I'm Friday

Me: *sigh

Me: "Dad, I'm hungry."

Dad: "Hi Hungary, I'm France."

-and this one-

Me: "Dad, I'm thirsty."

Dad: "Hi Thursday, I'm Friday."