Last Thursday my son was moping around and I told him, if you think Thursdays are sad, just wait two more days. He asked why?
Because it'll be sadder day.
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Monday: Greg. Tuesday: Ian: Wednesday: Greg. Thursday: Ian. Friday: Greg
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︎ Apr 17 2020
I just heard it's National Orgasm Day next Thursday!
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
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︎ Aug 26 2019
What do French people call a really bad Thursday ?!
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︎ Feb 09 2019
Thirsty Thursday
Iβm so thirsty right now Iβm almost Friday.
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︎ Jan 11 2019
I like listening to Classical music on Thursdays..
.. I call it Throw-Bach Thursdays.
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︎ Nov 28 2016
Twofer: How many seconds are in a year? Besides Tuesday and Thursday what other days start with T?
"You don't know how many seconds are in a year off the top of your head? 12. Jan2 feb2 ....."
"Today and Tomorrow...."
These two got laid on me by the chef at my work cafeteria. The cashier aka crazy Lisa was in stitches making him tell everyone.
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︎ Oct 26 2015
Kenya on a Thursday
My buddy started the anti joke: "What did the man who went to Kenya on Thursday see?"
I said "Kenya tell me please. I want to know.
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︎ Oct 19 2015
"Hey dad, is today Thursday?"
"All day!" Followed by an audible groan from me.
Every goddamn time.
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︎ Nov 22 2013
Granny: I've got an appointment with the memory specialist on Thursday
Dad: "Better not forget about it then!" (laughs a bit too much)
Granny: "Ha"
Me: facepalms
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︎ Apr 03 2016
I was assembling some steel trusses at work solo on Thursday and my production manager came up to me and said "Do you need a hand?"
I said "no, I've already got two"
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︎ Jan 02 2016
I just asked my dad, "Tomorrow is Thursday, right?"
And he said, "Yeah all day"
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︎ Sep 26 2013
What do French people call a really bad Thursday?
A trajeudi.
Source: IS Aix-en-Provence
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︎ Nov 03 2015
It's forecast to be the coldest day of the year so far this Thursday.
Well, it is January afterall.
(courtesy of my stepdad)
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︎ Dec 29 2014
Needed help picking a size for Thursday
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︎ Nov 27 2013
I told my dad about r/dadjokes and he asked me if I posted what he sent me on Thursday
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building. He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
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︎ May 25 2014
I proctored 3 midterm exams for students on Thursday
My dad asked me if that made me a proctologist.
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︎ Oct 20 2014
I told my dad that I was planning to leave at 2:30 on Thursday.
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︎ Apr 23 2014
If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
(Monday: Greg) (Tuesday: Ian) (Wednesday: Greg) (Thursday: Ian) (Friday: Greg) (Saturday: Ian) (Sunday: Greg)
Its the Gregorian calendar
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︎ Apr 04 2019
If yoo think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Oh.... those were the days....
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
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︎ May 10 2016
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Ah. Those were the days....
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︎ May 01 2018
What do French people call a bad Thursday?
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