To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"
Because all that's left is WTF.
A GregOrIan calendar
Its the Gregorian calendar
Crêpe’d up on me this year
While making tacos my overly (un)helpful daughter keeps trying to help. I nicely tell her to let us make them. She asks why.
I deadpan tell her "Because it needs to be put together in the right order, or it will taste funny. And no one likes a funny tasting taco."
Wife is hiding somewhere dying.
Those were the days
Oh.... those were the days....
In court, defense won. Prosecution did have anything to back up their claims
Time flies, that really crêped up on me.
Ah. Those were the days....
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
Even the calendar says "WTF"!
You should have. There was an election lasting longer than 4 hours.
(My dad made this joke up. Seriously.)
or shall I say Two'sday...
"You don't know how many seconds are in a year off the top of your head? 12. Jan2 feb2 ....."
"Today and Tomorrow...."
These two got laid on me by the chef at my work cafeteria. The cashier aka crazy Lisa was in stitches making him tell everyone.
I said we ought to drive down to Georgia, but we also have to get back to where we live shortly thereafter.
Looks like it's going to be a turn and Bern.
A kid had fallen right in front of me and broke his arm above the wrist. I went over to help and comfort him. The paramedic came and she cut his glove off, put a splint on as well as a sling. That's when I said "she likes you, so she put a sling on it" the paramedic and I laughed, the kid didn't
Driving with my girlfriend through one of the suburbs where I live (she lives in the city). We passed a store called Tuesday Morning. She said, "Hey, there's a Tuesday Morning in my city too!" My reply: "There's a Tuesday Morning in every city."
She had left the room and I moved her wine glass to make room for folding laundry. She returned and asked, "Where'd my glass go?" So I gave my slyest wink and said, "Scotland?" ...She thought that was so hilarious and awesome she *showered me with sweet love late into the night. *(or she groaned and rolled her eyes and we folded laundry while watching Seinfeld reruns)
Sorry, but all I have is, I need ADOORable puns.
Thank you guys, keep it coming!