turns out it's by the Cinnabon.
Because you're supposed Tuesday on the ground.
To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"
A GregOrIan calendar
Because all that's left is WTF.
Its the Gregorian calendar
While making tacos my overly (un)helpful daughter keeps trying to help. I nicely tell her to let us make them. She asks why.
I deadpan tell her "Because it needs to be put together in the right order, or it will taste funny. And no one likes a funny tasting taco."
Wife is hiding somewhere dying.
Crêpe’d up on me this year
Those were the days
He was Biden his time.
Oh.... those were the days....
In court, defense won. Prosecution did have anything to back up their claims
Ah. Those were the days....
Time flies, that really crêped up on me.
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
You should have. There was an election lasting longer than 4 hours.
(My dad made this joke up. Seriously.)
Even the calendar says "WTF"!
But don’t forget, only 72 hours ago, it was a sadder day.
or shall I say Two'sday...
"You don't know how many seconds are in a year off the top of your head? 12. Jan2 feb2 ....."
"Today and Tomorrow...."
These two got laid on me by the chef at my work cafeteria. The cashier aka crazy Lisa was in stitches making him tell everyone.
I said we ought to drive down to Georgia, but we also have to get back to where we live shortly thereafter.
Looks like it's going to be a turn and Bern.
A kid had fallen right in front of me and broke his arm above the wrist. I went over to help and comfort him. The paramedic came and she cut his glove off, put a splint on as well as a sling. That's when I said "she likes you, so she put a sling on it" the paramedic and I laughed, the kid didn't
She had left the room and I moved her wine glass to make room for folding laundry. She returned and asked, "Where'd my glass go?" So I gave my slyest wink and said, "Scotland?" ...She thought that was so hilarious and awesome she *showered me with sweet love late into the night. *(or she groaned and rolled her eyes and we folded laundry while watching Seinfeld reruns)
Sorry, but all I have is, I need ADOORable puns.
Thank you guys, keep it coming!