I started taking our taco ingredients to make nachos on my plate when my kids started yelling "BUT IT'S TACO TUESDAY!"
To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"
Taco Tuesday
While making tacos my overly (un)helpful daughter keeps trying to help. I nicely tell her to let us make them. She asks why.
I deadpan tell her "Because it needs to be put together in the right order, or it will taste funny. And no one likes a funny tasting taco."
Wife is hiding somewhere dying.
Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
Guy did his math
This older man that comes in regularly to our taco shop came up to me to order some tacos to go.
Tacos are $1.25+tax on Tuesdays.
He orders 3 tacos, I say it's $4.09.
He says " 409? Damn, I forgot my cleaner at home"
He just started laughing and walked out.
