A list of puns related to "Taco Tuesday"
To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"
While making tacos my overly (un)helpful daughter keeps trying to help. I nicely tell her to let us make them. She asks why.
I deadpan tell her "Because it needs to be put together in the right order, or it will taste funny. And no one likes a funny tasting taco."
Wife is hiding somewhere dying.
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
This older man that comes in regularly to our taco shop came up to me to order some tacos to go.
Tacos are $1.25+tax on Tuesdays.
He orders 3 tacos, I say it's $4.09.
He says " 409? Damn, I forgot my cleaner at home"
He just started laughing and walked out.
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