I started taking our taco ingredients to make nachos on my plate when my kids started yelling "BUT IT'S TACO TUESDAY!"

To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearnakedgamer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Taco Tuesday

While making tacos my overly (un)helpful daughter keeps trying to help. I nicely tell her to let us make them. She asks why.

I deadpan tell her "Because it needs to be put together in the right order, or it will taste funny. And no one likes a funny tasting taco."

Wife is hiding somewhere dying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yuaskin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Taco Tuesday
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πŸ‘€︎ u/4267SD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?

He's afraid of that chip tonight.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Guy did his math

This older man that comes in regularly to our taco shop came up to me to order some tacos to go.

Tacos are $1.25+tax on Tuesdays.

He orders 3 tacos, I say it's $4.09.

He says " 409? Damn, I forgot my cleaner at home"

He just started laughing and walked out.

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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2014
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