One day, my stepfather ordered some fish tacos. I asked him what kind of fish goes in a fish taco.
He said, "Dead."
I once had a traumatic incident with mince beef and a corn tortilla
To this day, I still can't taco 'bout it
Dad joked my girlfriend
(driving through down town running low on gas)
GF: God gas is expensive here
Me: There's a place down the road from here where I got gas for $2.16 the other day...
GF:Where?!
Me: Taco Bell.
She broke up with me that day.
Lactose Intolerant
My boyfriend and I were making tacos for dinner tonight. I was grating the cheese and munching on it when I mentioned that I was lactose intolerant. He responded, "You shouldn't judge those who lack toes, its not their fault."
I hope he's the father of my children one day.
