Taco: Want to taco bout it? Donut: I donut know what to say.
My son asked " How? ", to which I replied, " I handed the cashier 50 dollars. "
Dad: Those are the little voices that say things inside my head.
They tasted like asphalt!
... my favorite month is Taco-ber.
To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"
There was lots of fallout.
They donβt want to get the sheets!
But they just ignored them and swam away.
I'm Hispanic buying
the person behind the counter wouldn't give them to me, just kept saying "nacho fries".
While making tacos my overly (un)helpful daughter keeps trying to help. I nicely tell her to let us make them. She asks why.
I deadpan tell her "Because it needs to be put together in the right order, or it will taste funny. And no one likes a funny tasting taco."
Wife is hiding somewhere dying.
taco bout it?
Singing βWakeme up before you go goβ apparently wasnβt as hysterical to everyone else.
Said no Juan ever!
You can hear the SΓ.
Queso we needed some more.
.
I may have peaked with this one, guys.
Theyβre too corny
He said, "Dead."
Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant
So I got a just in quesadilla.
Sloppy JosΓ©
Not sure if I can post this here, but I need taco puns.....
My son is doing a taco truck project for GATE in school. They are designing a taco truck and have to create a menu as well. So far he is planning to name his truck "Nacho Average Taco Truck" and he needs punny menu ideas.... Ready. Go!
Can we just TACO bout it?
But they just ignored them and swam away.
(Taco breaks) I donβt want to Taco bout it.
...said no Juan ever.
