How do robots eat guacamole?

With computer chips.

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What do you use to make a mole of guacamole?

Avogadros

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His favourite sandwich is Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomatoe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ni_ko_98
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I wanted to drive to the shop to buy some guacamole

I didn't avocado

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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What do you call a crocodile that loves guacamole?

A guacodile!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jokeyjokerton
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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My daughter asked me if I had any guacamole jokes

I said avocado few

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wraeth_205
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My daughter and I just wrote a dad joke: Do you know how many pounds of guacamole Chipotle uses every day?

6.023 x 10^23

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πŸ‘€︎ u/publichealthrn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Holy Guacamole
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamboziPLAYZ
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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A guacamole is 6.0221414x10^23 guacas.

This is also known as... Avocado's Number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkchop_d_clown
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Who likes guacamole?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DasWunderBrot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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dangerous guacamole imgur.com/MvPWP77
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πŸ‘€︎ u/summerrane
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2017
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What does a Guacamole in a hurry say?

AvoGottaGo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dmed24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Where does guacamole come from?

Guacamala.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chacochilla
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What happens when a priest blesses guacamole?

It becomes Holy Guacamole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ksloop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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How does Pac-Man eat guacamole?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flutefreak7
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What's the difference between guacamole and a Hispanic attorney?

One is made of avocado, and the other is an abogado.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Accidentally got some guacamole in my eyes...

...and now I think I have guacoma.

Happy Avocado Day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cujosdog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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What do you call guacamole made of moles?

Whackamole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Becool959
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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TIL There are exactly Avacado's Number of atoms in a guacamole
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πŸ‘€︎ u/venturanima
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2014
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What Scientific Principle Should You Follow When Making Guacamole?

Avocadro's Law

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuchoTornado
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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The guacamole incident

So, this just happened last night. My son (11 years old, and a true lover of dad jokes) is not presently speaking to me.

After i just finished cutting an avocado in two... Me: Shall we "halve" some avocado with dinner tonight? Huh? Huh? (Dramatically pointing to the cut produce in Vanna White style.) Son: (Unimpressed). I might take a little. Me: You might? I say you "halve two!" (Again gesturing dramatically to the two halves.) Son: groan That was TERRIBLE... But you score extra points for a double pun. Me: Av-a-cad-o million more where those came from. Mic Drop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roguebuckeye
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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Wacka Flocka Flame should start a guacamole line called Wacka Guaca; The spicy variety could be Wacka Guaca Flame.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodPoopsToo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2015
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One guacamole is equal to

6.0221415Γ—10Β²Β³ guacas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirDalek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2014
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If you have money to spend on guacamole...

does that mean you have avacadough?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tessaract2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2017
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What did the guacamole say when he was arrested?

I want my abogado!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
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Guac block: when a girl is too obsessed with the guacamole to notice your sexual advances at the party
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_mymourningjacket
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How many moles are there in a bowl of guacamole?

Avocado's number!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Technoverlord
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2013
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I'm the only one not eating the homemade Guacamole

Super Bowl party. Lots of snacks. My daughter made guacamole, and everyone loves it ... Except me.

I'm not really a Guac kind of guy. It's not in my DNA. "But it is in my RNA."

Head scratching and groans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2016
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How do robots eat guacamole?

With microchips!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XDG-Diggz74
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How do little robots eat guacamole?

With microchips

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