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Avogadros
I didn't avocado
A guacodile!
I said avocado few
This is also known as... Avocado's Number.
6.023 x 10^23
AvoGottaGo!
Guacamala.
One is made of avocado, and the other is an abogado.
...and now I think I have guacoma.
Happy Avocado Day!
Whackamole
Avocadro's Law
So, this just happened last night. My son (11 years old, and a true lover of dad jokes) is not presently speaking to me.
After i just finished cutting an avocado in two... Me: Shall we "halve" some avocado with dinner tonight? Huh? Huh? (Dramatically pointing to the cut produce in Vanna White style.) Son: (Unimpressed). I might take a little. Me: You might? I say you "halve two!" (Again gesturing dramatically to the two halves.) Son: groan That was TERRIBLE... But you score extra points for a double pun. Me: Av-a-cad-o million more where those came from. Mic Drop
6.0221415Γ10Β²Β³ guacas
does that mean you have avacadough?
I want my abogado!
Avocado's number!
Super Bowl party. Lots of snacks. My daughter made guacamole, and everyone loves it ... Except me.
I'm not really a Guac kind of guy. It's not in my DNA. "But it is in my RNA."
Head scratching and groans.
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With microchips
