I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.
I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually it’s more of a wrap
Last night my wife says "Honey will you go get us some tortilla chips and cheese?"
I looked deep into her eyes and said
"I'm nacho delivery service. "
What do ducks love with their tortilla chips?
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
I finished writing my tortilla joke
I just wrote a song about tortilla's
Food for thought... Tortilla and mascarilla rhyme in Spanish...
I dropped some tortilla chips and some cheese the other day.
My wife asked if I needed help to clean it up. I said don't worry it's nacho problem.
I once had a traumatic incident with mince beef and a corn tortilla
To this day, I still can't taco 'bout it
If you love tortilla chips and cheese
Well I'm sorry but i'm nacho guy
Did you hear about the tortilla shortages going on right now? It's okay if you haven't.
They don't taco 'bout it much.
If a tortilla chip had a bad day what would cheese say to it?
I always keep an extra bag of tortilla chips in the kitchen.
You know. In queso emergency.
I had to use tortillas while making an Indian recipe, but nobody seemed to notice.
It seems my guests were naan the wiser.
There's a great new song out about tortillas
My daughter told me she'd get in trouble if she refused the rolled tortilla sandwich she was offered
So I took the wrap for her.
I keep a spare grilled tortilla with cheese sandwich in my fridge.
It's a just-in-quesadilla.
Why can't I open this bag of flour tortillas?
Because it's Mission: Impossible.
(Credit to my wife who said that and started singing the movie theme when I was having trouble opening the bag)
I have a good joke about tortillas...
but I'm afraid that it might be too corny to tell.
Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
Did I ever tell you the story of when I woke up covered in tortillas?
I had been keeping it under wraps
What's a tortilla chip's favorite game at the state fair?
What does a tortilla chip say when it’s having an allergic reaction?
What do birds like dipping their tortilla chips in?
Did you hear the song about the tortilla?
It's really more of a wrap.
I just wrote a song about tortillas...
actually it’s more like a wrap
I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually it’s more of a wrap
So I wrote a song about tortillas
Actually, it’s more of a wrap
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
I wrote as song about a tortilla..
It's actually more of a wrap....no ? Can we tacoabout it maybe ?
I just wrote a song about a tortilla.
Well, it's more of a rap really.
I wrote a song about tortillas
Actually it is more of a rap
I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it's a wrap song.
I just wrote a song about tortillas
Actually, it’s more of a wrap
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Actually it was more of a wrap.
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I wrote a song about a sandwich in a tortilla
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
You know I wrote a song about a tortilla?
Actually, it was more of a wrap.
I made a song about tortillas...
Well actually it’s a wrap.
I made a song about a tortilla today.
It was actually more of a wrap...
In queso emergency, please open a bag of tortilla chips.
I've just written a song about tortillas
actually, it's more of a rap.
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