Last night my wife says "Honey will you go get us some tortilla chips and cheese?"

I looked deep into her eyes and said "I'm nacho delivery service. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skotgil
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do ducks love with their tortilla chips?

Quackamole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I dropped some tortilla chips and some cheese the other day.

My wife asked if I needed help to clean it up. I said don't worry it's nacho problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Philopean12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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If you love tortilla chips and cheese

Well I'm sorry but i'm nacho guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDMskater04
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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If a tortilla chip had a bad day what would cheese say to it?

Boy, nacho day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leilakontet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I always keep an extra bag of tortilla chips in the kitchen.

You know. In queso emergency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pfheonix
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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What's a tortilla chip's favorite game at the state fair?

Whack-a-mol-ey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parkerthedeal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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What does a tortilla chip say when it’s having an allergic reaction?

Na-choo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/20154Ryan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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What do birds like dipping their tortilla chips in?

Squacamole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordOfTheBored
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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Cheese!

A Canadian man and a Mexican man were sitting down eating some Mexican cuisine. Fajitas, tacos, burritos, and tortilla chips with queso.

The Canadian man goes to dip his chips into the queso when he notices it's all gone.

C: Dude, you ate all of the cheese!

M: K.....So?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altus-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Instructor: Welcome to Salsa Class. Let's learn how to dance.

Me (hiding a bag of tortilla chips): There's been a misunderstanding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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My parents were going out tonight

We got Taco Bell for my sister and I. I was going to dip a tortilla chip in my sister's cheese dip when my dad said: hey that's nachyo cheese. I'm scared to borrow food off of someone now.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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We also went to restaurants

"Hi. My name is Robert if you need anything."
"Great. What's your name if we don't need anything?"

Robert: "Would you like more soda, sir?"
Dad: "Yes. Please."
Robert takes the glass and walks away to refill it.
Dad: "That's less soda, not more!"

Me: "Let's get more [tortilla] chips."
Dad smashes the last chip into hundreds of pieces. "There. More chips."

Edit: When the lights in the restaurant are dimmed.
Dad: Uh oh! Prices just went up!
(Who ordered the ambiance?)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damitws6
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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I live with a bunch of loonies

Roommate is eating some tortilla chips called "Santitas"

Me: Oh, sanitary chips, that's some clean eating

Roommate: No, they're sanitarium chips.

Me: In that case, they must be crazy good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Norsbane
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2015
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I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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In queso emergency, please open a bag of tortilla chips.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimRockfordPI
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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