A list of puns related to "Tortilla chip"
I looked deep into her eyes and said "I'm nacho delivery service. "
Quackamole
It was a queso mistaken identity.
My wife asked if I needed help to clean it up. I said don't worry it's nacho problem.
Well I'm sorry but i'm nacho guy
Boy, nacho day
You know. In queso emergency.
Whack-a-mol-ey
Na-choo
Squacamole
A Canadian man and a Mexican man were sitting down eating some Mexican cuisine. Fajitas, tacos, burritos, and tortilla chips with queso.
The Canadian man goes to dip his chips into the queso when he notices it's all gone.
C: Dude, you ate all of the cheese!
M: K.....So?
Me (hiding a bag of tortilla chips): There's been a misunderstanding.
We got Taco Bell for my sister and I. I was going to dip a tortilla chip in my sister's cheese dip when my dad said: hey that's nachyo cheese. I'm scared to borrow food off of someone now.
"Hi. My name is Robert if you need anything."
"Great. What's your name if we don't need anything?"
Robert: "Would you like more soda, sir?"
Dad: "Yes. Please."
Robert takes the glass and walks away to refill it.
Dad: "That's less soda, not more!"
Me: "Let's get more [tortilla] chips."
Dad smashes the last chip into hundreds of pieces. "There. More chips."
Edit: When the lights in the restaurant are dimmed.
Dad: Uh oh! Prices just went up!
(Who ordered the ambiance?)
Roommate is eating some tortilla chips called "Santitas"
Me: Oh, sanitary chips, that's some clean eating
Roommate: No, they're sanitarium chips.
Me: In that case, they must be crazy good
It was a queso mistaken identity.
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