Nacho son anymore
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mastermithi29
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What do you call virgin nachos?

Chips.

Happy Super bowl everyone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecraigs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Walked past a pallet of nacho cheese at Costco today. Looked my daughter in the eye and said, β€œDylan, don’t touch”

Natcho-cheese.

I try.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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My wife and I were making nachos, and she told me she was gonna start grating the cheese.

I asked her if penmanship counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/euratowel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I started taking our taco ingredients to make nachos on my plate when my kids started yelling "BUT IT'S TACO TUESDAY!"

To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearnakedgamer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Nacho man Randy Savage
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evansonly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Son: Dad if I'm 99 pounds and eat 1 pound of nachos I would be 99% human 1% nachos!

Dad: you're 100% my son you will not !

Son: 99% your son.

Dad:...?

Son: 1% nacho son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Messicanhero
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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How can you tell when someone is nacho friend?

When they get jalepeΓ±o face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I went to Taco Bell and order nacho fries

the person behind the counter wouldn't give them to me, just kept saying "nacho fries".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brewingcode
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I was making some nachos for breakfast when a drop fell on the floor.

I said to myself, "Guess you could say I cheesed it."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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My 5 yr old girl told her first dad joke today: "Dad look what happened to my tooth!" Smiles and has a disgusting mouthfull of crunched up nachos.

"It's chipped!" Tears of pride and joy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simmsnation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Nacho lucky day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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What's a nacho's favorite dance?

The salsa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curlygirl334
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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South America reminds me of nachos

They've got a lot of Chile on the side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoOneLikesJack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Queso who wants nachos?...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theend_97
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Did you hear that joke about the nachos?

So cheesy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8bitsnowman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2016
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My wife said Aldi didn't have any nacho cheese...

I asked her, 'Why? They're suppose to have Aldi stuff!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicoSplat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2016
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If you're making nachos for one...

...and your friend tries to share in your nachos, that means they're nacho friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedurhamreport
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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All-you-can-eat nachos? Now that's a

Best Queso Scenario!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForeignServer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2017
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I spilled some nachos on my old NES games

Now they are 8 bit too cheesy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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Nacho cheese

My mom made some nachos (with really good homemade cheese) and called my dad saying, "we have some nacho cheese if you want some!" My dad said, "it's not mine, why would I take it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SOPA_NO
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2014
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Nacho pizza

A. "What kind of pizza is that?"

B. "It's nacho pizza."

A. "I know it's not my pizza. I want to know what kind it is."

B. "I'm telling you, it's nacho pizza..."

A. "I know it's not my pizza!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Risperdali
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2014
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Working the concession stand at the ball park and someone asks me for extra cheese on their nachos.

Me: oh you are an overacheeser. Lots of groans not sure they will ask me to volunteer again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamAmyzing
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2015
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You can't share nachos...

Dad: did ya know you can't share nachos? Me: no (trying to kill what I knew was to come) Dad: ask me why? Me: <sigh> why can't you share nachos? Dad: Because they're MINE, notch yos! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I miss you, Daddy <3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ezziboo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2013
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Which came first, the nacho or the cheese?

So I just got a huge eyeroll for this one. Making use of leftover snacks from new year's eve we decided on nachos for dinner tonight. I used so much cheese that I walked over to her as I put them in the oven and said "I hope you like your nachos like you like your boyfriends," then looked her dead in the eye when she turned to me and said "extra cheesy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwilds
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2016
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What did you tell your kids when they take your nachos?

Nacho nachos (not your nachos)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_flexy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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She said "that's nacho cheese." So I said...

Then, where is mine?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkMausey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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How to tell when someone is nacho friend

They get jalapeΓ±o face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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How do Nachos Dance

They do the Salsa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mangosmakemesick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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