I've just written a song about tortillas
Actually, it's more of a rap.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
I wrote a ballad about tortillas.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What sound does a tortilla chip make when sneezing?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually itβs more of a wrap
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Last night my wife says "Honey will you go get us some tortilla chips and cheese?"
I looked deep into her eyes and said
"I'm nacho delivery service. "
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What do ducks love with their tortilla chips?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I finished writing my tortilla joke
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︎ May 02 2020
I just wrote a song about tortilla's
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Food for thought... Tortilla and mascarilla rhyme in Spanish...
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︎ Apr 24 2020
I dropped some tortilla chips and some cheese the other day.
My wife asked if I needed help to clean it up. I said don't worry it's nacho problem.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Optimists: Its tortilla
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︎ Mar 20 2020
I once had a traumatic incident with mince beef and a corn tortilla
To this day, I still can't taco 'bout it
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︎ Feb 05 2020
If you love tortilla chips and cheese
Well I'm sorry but i'm nacho guy
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︎ Apr 15 2019
Did you hear about the tortilla shortages going on right now? It's okay if you haven't.
They don't taco 'bout it much.
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︎ Nov 28 2019
I always keep an extra bag of tortilla chips in the kitchen.
You know. In queso emergency.
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︎ Jun 15 2019
If a tortilla chip had a bad day what would cheese say to it?
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︎ Oct 05 2019
I had to use tortillas while making an Indian recipe, but nobody seemed to notice.
It seems my guests were naan the wiser.
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︎ Jun 10 2019
There's a great new song out about tortillas
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︎ Nov 01 2018
I keep a spare grilled tortilla with cheese sandwich in my fridge.
It's a just-in-quesadilla.
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︎ Apr 11 2018
My daughter told me she'd get in trouble if she refused the rolled tortilla sandwich she was offered
So I took the wrap for her.
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︎ May 16 2019
Why can't I open this bag of flour tortillas?
Because it's Mission: Impossible.
(Credit to my wife who said that and started singing the movie theme when I was having trouble opening the bag)
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︎ Nov 10 2018
I have a good joke about tortillas...
but I'm afraid that it might be too corny to tell.
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︎ Jan 06 2019
Did I ever tell you the story of when I woke up covered in tortillas?
I had been keeping it under wraps
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︎ Jan 24 2018
Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
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︎ Feb 20 2019
Have you ever seen a tortilla strip?
No, I donβt have that kind of cash.
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︎ Feb 04 2019
What's a tortilla chip's favorite game at the state fair?
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︎ Oct 26 2018
What does a tortilla chip say when itβs having an allergic reaction?
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︎ Sep 30 2018
What do birds like dipping their tortilla chips in?
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︎ May 01 2018
I just wrote a song about tortillas...
actually itβs more like a wrap
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︎ Jul 25 2020
I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
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︎ Mar 15 2020
So I wrote a song about tortillas
Actually, itβs more of a wrap
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︎ Mar 17 2020
I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually itβs more of a wrap
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︎ May 02 2020
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
I wrote a song about tortillas
Actually it is more of a rap
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︎ Jul 18 2019
I just wrote a song about a tortilla.
Well, it's more of a rap really.
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︎ Sep 29 2019
I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.
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︎ Jun 04 2019
I just wrote a song about tortillas
Actually, itβs more of a wrap
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︎ Apr 11 2019
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it's a wrap song.
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︎ Jun 08 2019
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually it was more of a wrap.
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︎ Jan 23 2018
I wrote a song about a sandwich in a tortilla
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
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︎ Sep 23 2015
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
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︎ Oct 07 2017
You know I wrote a song about a tortilla?
Actually, it was more of a wrap.
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︎ Jun 14 2017
I made a song about tortillas...
Well actually itβs a wrap.
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︎ Sep 05 2018
I made a song about a tortilla today.
It was actually more of a wrap...
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︎ Mar 19 2018
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