What did the hummus say to the pita bread when he got sick?
I falafel.
What did the hungover pita sandwich say?
I falafel.
While ordering butter chicken at a local restaurant, I asked if they had any pita
....they had Nhan
Eating pita always ruins my appetite
I can’t eat anything posthummusly
Pita Pit looks like a wild time imgur.com/XEMsMEx
If you order pita bread twice...
Does that make it repeata bread?
"Excuse me, do you have any pita bread left?"
"Sorry, we have naan."
It's a real pita that I didn't pick up that sandwich for you.
I sure falafel about it.
Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.
It's a Pita Parka.
I just killed a bunch of chickpeas...
It was a hummuside
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker
We had schawarma last night.
My daughter said she ate too much and felafel. My son asked which pita was the one Katniss was marrying. I was glad he could rise to the occasion with a bread joke. It was the yeast he could do.
I wanted to see how much flatbread I could eat in an hour
But after 30 minutes, I pita’d out
Why does the Gotham Police Department refuse to eat another Greek sandwich?
Because it's the gyro Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
What’s your sexual orientation if you loved mashed chickpeas?
A hummusexual
Recognized I had a dad joke during lunch today
Wife was making some Greek sandwiches for lunch today and the pita bread wasn't cooperating.
Wife: "This pita bread is terrible."
Me: "Yup, it's awfully pita-ful."
Wife sighs.
Me: "What? That was awesome!"
