What did the hummus say to the pita bread when he got sick?

I falafel.

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jenivede
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
🚨︎ report
If you order pita bread twice...

Does that make it repeata bread?

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Tychobrahe2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2016
🚨︎ report
"Excuse me, do you have any pita bread left?"

"Sorry, we have naan."

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/OliveBranchMLP
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2015
🚨︎ report
We had schawarma last night.

My daughter said she ate too much and felafel. My son asked which pita was the one Katniss was marrying. I was glad he could rise to the occasion with a bread joke. It was the yeast he could do.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/chargrill
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
🚨︎ report
Recognized I had a dad joke during lunch today

Wife was making some Greek sandwiches for lunch today and the pita bread wasn't cooperating.

Wife: "This pita bread is terrible."

Me: "Yup, it's awfully pita-ful."

Wife sighs.

Me: "What? That was awesome!"

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Rockleezombie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.