Cornbread Puns

I guess you can say they are roll playing ...

π r ² ? Pie are not square! Pie are round-cornbread are square.

I got this joke from my dad.

No, cornbread are squared. Pie is round!

Every time we had cornbread for dinner he would say, "pi r squared? Pie are not squared, pie are round. Cornbread are squared."

I made cornbread tonight and used bacon grease to grease the pan. When I flipped the pan onto a plate and it came out clean, I said "thank you, lard"

I just subscribed to dadjokes and I absolutely love it. Probably because i have the same sense of humor. Anyway here is what happened last night as I was home visiting for dinner.

My mom has spent all day preparing a glorious meal of shredded barbeque chicken, spanish rice, and corn bread (the kind of home cooked meal you just don't get in college). One of my moms absolute favorite things is cornbread and honey. so while we were sitting at the table waiting for her to get her plate she set my dad up for his moment of glory. "Is my honey on the table already?" I saw the look in his eyes he knew he had her! "No sweety I'm in my chair. I haven't had enough to drink to get on the table yet!" I laughed high fived my dad while my mom and my sister rolled their eyes.

Me, looking in oven: Is that cornbread?

Mom: Shortbread (takes a peak)...but it's not rising very well...guess it's gonna be really short.

Professor: "What is the formula for the area of a circle?"

Student: "pi r squared."

Professor: " No, pi are round. Cornbread is square."

No, cornbread are square. Pie are round.