I took a picture of a wheat field with a camera.

The picture came out grainy

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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What did the tomato say to the wheat?

You go pasta, I'll ketch-up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maniammai_veriyan
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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What do Germans call the first day of wheat harvest, and also a popular children's game where kids chase each other around a wheat field?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HennyPennyBenny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Went out and took pictures of wheat, oats, rice, and corn...

Unfortunately, they all came out pretty grainy. One of them you could barley make out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frudedude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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A wheat farmer caught a thief on his property who gave him quite the headache.

β€œActually, they’re my grains” he said.

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What do you get when you grind orphan wheat?

Self-raising flour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumFunnyOne
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What kind of wheat does the Pink Panther prefer?

Durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duruuummmm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nword55
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Planting wheat always gives me a headache.

But hey, it's my grain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Wheat farmer headaches (stole this one)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?

Thatcher in the rye.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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[OC] What did the farmer say when he got a headache from people stealing his wheat

My grains!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMeowMeow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I was eating Blueberry Wheats cereal when I asked my daughter "What is a ghost's favourite cereal?"

She rolled her eyes and said "Booberry Wheats, obviously"

I said "No, it's..." and then in a super spooky ghost voice "... WeeeeEEEEeeeetabix"

She laughed so hard she choked on her food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overkill
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Guy #1: Check out these pictures I took of the wheat fields during my drive in the country

Guy #2: That would explain why they look so grainy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iniquitor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Every time I take pictures of wheat fields

...they always come out grainy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Why did the wheat farmer's son become a wheat farmer?

It was inGRAINed in his DNA.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButterPanda888
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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I spent $2000 on a top-of-the-line DSLR camera to take a picture of a beautiful wheat field at sunset...

...turned out grainy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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This just happened: I explained to my 11 year-old niece that wheat pennies are/were a thing. She didn’t believe me, so she looked it up on grandma’s phone. To our surprise, we learned that there are some people selling wheat pennies online for *thousands* to *TENS* *of* *thousands* of dollars.

To which I said, β€œThat doesn’t make cents.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/High_Speed_Chase
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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A wheat farmer has a headache and all his crops disappear

Ahh Migraines!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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I stopped by the deli to have my typical ham on white or wheat but they were out of both!

My plan for lunch went a-rye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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What do you call a sandwich with one slice of whole wheat bread and one slice of white bread?

⬆️

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petrikm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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What do you call a cross-eyed bison that won't eat wheat?

A silly yak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why did the farmer mistakenly work extra hard to keep barley and wheat away from his prized ox?

The vet had recently diagnosed him with silly yak disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/das_bic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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I once dreamed I was a sadomasochistic wheat protein...

I was a gluten for punishment!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What did one German wheat farmer say to another German wheat farmer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonderwizard42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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A son of a long line of wheat farmers decided to plant barley.

He was going against the grain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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It's weird when I eat wheat, it gives me a huge headache But, if I get the wheat from someone else, I'm fine. It's just migraine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xorflame
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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I'm devastated that my son has chosen a career in finance rather than taking over the family wheat farm.

He's going against the grain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthearistocrat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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If you found a tribe of women in a giant field of wheat, would it be an Amazon grain forest?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodreids
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Put this cheese on some bread with turkey, and I can't WHEAT to GOBBLE it down...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/weiyanzhuo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2015
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What's an appropriate sound effect for a dad joke about wheat?

Durum roll!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aitchnyu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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An Italian wheat farmer was having a land dispute with another farmer.

Finally the first farmer had enough and said "stop! You are giving me a mygrain"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Never go into wheat or corn. Too many stalkers. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dz959
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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What did the wheat ask the barley?

Rye would you say that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spathens
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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If a car uses wheat-based ethanol,

does it qualify as a high-bread vehicle?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Wheat's going on here?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazy-zebra
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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Lots of people are farming wheat and other grains nowadays...

But I have barley any.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NonstopSuperguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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What do you call wheat-based tea?

Spaghetea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warm-ice
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Did you hear about the U.S military making missiles out of wheat?

I hear they're bread for combat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EthanObi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Why did the wheat's offspring come out retarded?

Because they were inbread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JWooferZ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2015
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I can only count to seven in French because I'm allergic to wheat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KL1P1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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Britain doesn't have a wheat field

But it does have a Cornwall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VineFynn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2016
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I could live off of just dairy and wheat products

It's my bread and butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inspector_Robert
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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What do you call a person unaware of whole wheat, whole grain, sourdough and rye?

Aloof of bread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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How does a wheat intolerant German say hi?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghost-reader-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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