I took a picture of a wheat field with a camera.
The picture came out grainy
What did the tomato say to the wheat?
You go pasta, I'll ketch-up.
What do Germans call the first day of wheat harvest, and also a popular children's game where kids chase each other around a wheat field?
Went out and took pictures of wheat, oats, rice, and corn...
Unfortunately, they all came out pretty grainy. One of them you could barley make out.
A wheat farmer caught a thief on his property who gave him quite the headache.
“Actually, they’re my grains” he said.
What do you get when you grind orphan wheat?
What kind of wheat does the Pink Panther prefer?
Durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duruuummmm
Planting wheat always gives me a headache.
Wheat farmer headaches (stole this one)
What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?
[OC] What did the farmer say when he got a headache from people stealing his wheat
I was eating Blueberry Wheats cereal when I asked my daughter "What is a ghost's favourite cereal?"
She rolled her eyes and said "Booberry Wheats, obviously"
I said "No, it's..." and then in a super spooky ghost voice "... WeeeeEEEEeeeetabix"
She laughed so hard she choked on her food.
Guy #1: Check out these pictures I took of the wheat fields during my drive in the country
Guy #2: That would explain why they look so grainy
Every time I take pictures of wheat fields
...they always come out grainy.
Why did the wheat farmer's son become a wheat farmer?
It was inGRAINed in his DNA.
I spent $2000 on a top-of-the-line DSLR camera to take a picture of a beautiful wheat field at sunset...
This just happened: I explained to my 11 year-old niece that wheat pennies are/were a thing. She didn’t believe me, so she looked it up on grandma’s phone. To our surprise, we learned that there are some people selling wheat pennies online for *thousands* to *TENS* *of* *thousands* of dollars.
To which I said, “That doesn’t make cents.”
A wheat farmer has a headache and all his crops disappear
I stopped by the deli to have my typical ham on white or wheat but they were out of both!
My plan for lunch went a-rye.
What do you call a sandwich with one slice of whole wheat bread and one slice of white bread?
What do you call a cross-eyed bison that won't eat wheat?
Why did the farmer mistakenly work extra hard to keep barley and wheat away from his prized ox?
The vet had recently diagnosed him with silly yak disease.
I once dreamed I was a sadomasochistic wheat protein...
I was a gluten for punishment!
What did one German wheat farmer say to another German wheat farmer?
A son of a long line of wheat farmers decided to plant barley.
He was going against the grain
It's weird when I eat wheat, it gives me a huge headache But, if I get the wheat from someone else, I'm fine. It's just migraine.
I'm devastated that my son has chosen a career in finance rather than taking over the family wheat farm.
He's going against the grain.
If you found a tribe of women in a giant field of wheat, would it be an Amazon grain forest?
Put this cheese on some bread with turkey, and I can't WHEAT to GOBBLE it down...
What's an appropriate sound effect for a dad joke about wheat?
An Italian wheat farmer was having a land dispute with another farmer.
Finally the first farmer had enough and said "stop! You are giving me a mygrain"
What did the wheat ask the barley?
If a car uses wheat-based ethanol,
does it qualify as a high-bread vehicle?
Lots of people are farming wheat and other grains nowadays...
What do you call wheat-based tea?
Did you hear about the U.S military making missiles out of wheat?
I hear they're bread for combat.
Why did the wheat's offspring come out retarded?
Because they were inbread.
I can only count to seven in French because I'm allergic to wheat.
Britain doesn't have a wheat field
But it does have a Cornwall
I could live off of just dairy and wheat products
It's my bread and butter.
What do you call a person unaware of whole wheat, whole grain, sourdough and rye?
How does a wheat intolerant German say hi?