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When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
Ciabatta.
You know, like the song.
"Ciabatta watch out. Ciabatta not cry...."
I mean, you just 'knead' to listen to the number of bread puns I have, its the 'yeast' you could do. I can't 'wheat' to share them. If not, then 'rye' bother? All this time would have been 'spelt' for nothing. I 'batter' stop now. What, you thought 'oil' my puns were bread related? I'm afraid to say that's not 'white', but there's no need to be 'sourdough'.
My wife was cooking spaghetti and went to make some garlic bread and realized all we had was wheat bread and naan. She asked if I would be okay with the naan as the garlic bread, and I told her, "I think it'll be a naan-issue."
Spent two hours at the grocery store getting a ton of food so she didn't have to make the trip. What do I get in return?
Text from GF: "This bread sticks to my teeth a lot"
My response: "DOUGH!"
GF: "Ha...... Ha...."
me: "I was hoping you'd LOAF that"
GF: "Where's the cheese emoticon?"
me: "WHEAT a second, I'll try & find one"
GF: "I'm rolling my eyes and shaking my head"
me: "No cheese emoticon... CHIBATTA call Apple & tell em to get on that".
me: "Will butter do instead? Cuz I'm on a ROLL"
No further response... will update if saga continues.
